Why Do You Love Me?

The ladies of Dark Moon House sat in the main lobby pondering over their love lives. Each hade their own messes.

*Shannon*

Why did I get married? Perry is so boring. Everything that comes out of his mouth is so useless. I’m so surprised that I haven’t killed him yet. I could do it so easily. Just take the pillow while he is sleeping and cover his face until he suffocates. Yeah! I’ll just smother him to death! But then, where would I hide the body? Damn it! Why does it suck for me? Why did Perry become such a loser? He was cool. Now, he sucks! I had a good man once. But let him go for the cock I’m married to. What the hell was I thinking? Why oh why? Damn him! Damn him to hell!

*Angelica*

Since when am I a nerd magnet? Hiro keeps following me around like a little puppy. I just can’t get him off of me. The little geek is cramping my style. But how can I get rid of him? Hiro doesn’t seem to understand what get lost means. I tried to tell his English-speaking friend to pass the message, but somehow and somewhere that message gets lost in translation, because they are always laughing and Hiro is overjoyed. I need some back-up.

*Lonna*

Kenisuke freaks me out at times. Sure he’s a vampire and all. But, I hate to think about where his mouth has been when we kiss. The kissing isn’t my only problem. Kenisuke is a little handsy at times. Every time we are close together, my vampire always tries to grab my butt. I just keep quiet and lightly move his hand away. He also tries to grope my next to flat chest. But yet, Kenisuke does not try to sleep with me. He says I’m not ripe yet. That doesn’t really help either. But yet, I can’t help but to be drawn to him. He messes with my head too often. I just can’t think straight around him!

*Poppy*

Ralph just keeps pissing me off! He thinks he’s so cool! All of the girls keep hitting on him! If they saw the real him, they would avoid that bastard like the plague. Oh I would know! He cheated on me after all! I’m the victim here! Just hearing his name makes my blood just burn! So many times, I tortured him in my mind! Oh those were just fun times! But, Ralph’s not my only problem. There is Matt. He was the guy I turned to when I found Ralph sleeping with that skank Melanine. (I still hate her guts!) At first, I thought Matt was just a complete arrogant leech. But now, I just don’t know what to think anymore. He confuses me so much. But yet… I can’t help but to be attracted to him. Sadly, it will never be. If we get together, Matt will cheat on me. Plus, he’s with that rich tramp, Mary-Louise Faithful. (Lucky bitch!) Why does my luck with love suck so much? I mean, when is something going to good for me here?

*Melanine*

I should be happy, right? Ralph is a dog and all, but I still love him. I’m jealous of Pops now. She’s free to have any man she wants all to herself now. I constantly worry about Ralph cheating on me like he did with me on Pops. It’s foolish to even say this, but I still love Ralph and want to be with him always. But now, that’s starting to fade away. Ralph is always flirting and looking at other girls. At first, I just ignored it. But now it’s getting to me and it’s all driving me crazy! I know this is just some sort of punishment for stealing Ralph away from Pops. But haven’t I suffered enough by now? I just want to be happy. Is that so wrong?

*Winry*

I think Edward is cheating on me. I have no proof, but I think I’m right. But how do I tell him? Should I even tell him until I actually have creditable evidence? But how do I even get creditable of Ed cheating on me? And if he is cheating on me, then who he is cheating with? I’m always looking at all of my housemates. The possibilities are grim. Poppy? No, she just got out of cheating relationship. I highly doubt that she would start one of her own. Lonna? I highly doubt it. Torii? Ewww! Angelica? I hate to even think about it! Melanine? She seems the type! She made off with Ralph! It’s possible! Shannon? Oh dear god, no! So many suspects! This is all making my head hurt!

*Torii*

Being gay is tough at times. Most of my choices here are either straight, taken, or both. Finding someone shouldn’t be hard, right? I have a few likes. Blondes, smart, kind, mischievous, not afraid to try new things, loyal, and true. Simple, right? These features are like rare platinum. They don’t always go together. But then, we can’t always have it the way we want it. Otherwise, we would all live in a boring world. But still, why can’t I easily find another gay girl and we hook-up just like that? My life would be easier that way.

So many different problems. All the same question: Why do you love me? Love is just strange like that.

You’re Driving Me Crazy