I Need You Baby (Mona)

    *Shannon*

    I am a sex nymph. No straight man can resist me. When I walk by, they all undress me with their eyes. I love the attention. But, there is a catch. I am married. Yes, I know. It's a bummer. That's not the worst part! My husband is the dullest person on the planet! I don't know what happened. He was never like that. When I first met Perry, he was like John Lennon. I was his Yoko Ono. Everyday was like a party.

    Now, somewhere between that fifth year of marriage and the birth of our daughter, Vera, Perry became cold and dull. Along with that, I became trapped. It was a nightmare. I had to find an escape and fast. Well, that escape came to me when classes began.

    The whole saga started on the twenty-fifth of September. Perry and I drove up to the dark steel gates of Dark Moon House. I was bored out of my mind. Perry processed on telling me about the different types of wood in the world. It took all of my self-control not to kill him! I wanted to reach over and strangle him to death! Our kids were laughing in the back seat. God, I hate car trips!

    "We're here!" Perry called in pride. "I came see that!" I growled. Shut up! Perry unhooked his seat belt. "I'm going to go get us registered." he announced. "Stay here with the kids, Shannon." Then he walked up to the gate, stuck in his card and walked through. I made sure he was gone. I unhooked my seat belt as well. My kids watched me. "Mummy," Vera spoke up. "Who are you going?" "To take a walk." I said without blinking. "K." she said. "Stay in the car." I ordered. "Okay." my kids said. I stepped out of the door and left.

    Then is no way in hell I am staying in the car with those little brats! F**k naw! I'd rather become a nun! I've to get away! And that's when I met him! I wondered around the Zen garden when I saw my angel. He was a young boy. I guess he was ten or twelve at first. His hair was in a gold braid and he looked hot in those black leather pants. I wished he was older. Well, it's worth a shot. I causally walked over to him like I would to any grown man. Okay, just keep going and don't get caught. I finally made it to him. I lightly tapped the youth on the arm. He turned and looked up at me. I grinned like a devil. Time to work my magic! "Hi there kid." I began. I observed him closely. The boy is blushing at me. Ah, my magic is working. Now to keep going. "Hm, I don't understand it." I went on. "Why do young boys fall for older babes? I have yet to figure it out." "Uh...." he began. "Uh..... I.... Uh.... Well...." I tittered lightly. "Don't worry little boy," I wrapped up. "In a few years, you'll be big and strong enough to play with me." "LITTLE BOY?!?" he yelled. "I'm fifteen years old!!!!" Fifteen?!? I wasn't expecting that! But then....

    "Fifteen, eh?" I asked. "YES!!!" my prey snapped. I tittered again. This made him angrier. "What the hell is so damn funny?!?" the boy snapped. I stopped laughing and just looked at him. "Easy now, I'm just busting your chops." I smoothed over. "You know, you're really cute." Perfect, now for the big close! I leaned down and kissed him softly on the cheek. His flesh grew hot under my lips. "You can have more of that if you like," I whispered tenderly. "Just follow me any day now." Then, I walked away gracefully. And that me friends, is how my relationship with Edward Elric began.

She's a Maneater!