Profile:

Name: Matthew Thomas Vincent

AKA: Matt

Age: 19

Marital Status: I've been around. But currently, I am with Poppy Smith.

Hobbies: Playing my guitar, drinking, going to the clubs to pick up dates, smoking, bedding hot girls, riding my Harley Davidson, mocking authority, and giving Artmis headaches (Great fun!)

Favourite Colour: Black, purple, and dark green

Ideal Holiday Destination: Amsterdam

Person You Most Admire: I have two: My lovely young girlfriend, Poppy, and my mother, Moon-Fuji Anita Vincent.

Earliest Memory: Moon-Fuji singing "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" by Culture Club on stage one hot July night in New Orleans. I was six at the time. I thought she was very beautiful then. She still is now. God, I miss her cigarettes.

Greatest Achievement: Making an amateur album with Poppy singing on it. I'm making her into a star.

Favourite Song: Anything by Jimi Hendrix.

Favourite Book: Catch-22.

Favourite Film: Trainspotting. Can't wait for the sequel, Porno.