Walking the Dog

*Shannon*

Is it a crime to use your dog to pick up boy toys? If so, I am completely guilty for it! But is it really so wrong? I don’t care; I’ll do it ‘til the day I die!

My dog, Allison, is my accessory to attract men. She is a spoiled Yorkie. I keep her looking fabulous. I constantly brush and groom her. Her diet is purely healthy and organic. Allison has to look her best. A pet reflexes it owner. My baby has to look good for her mommy. She works better than any aphrodisiac.

I walked over to my prize beauty with her pink satin leash in hand. I knelt down to her. “Time to get mommy a play toy.” I whispered to her. Alli just sat there and stared at me. She knows her role too well.

I hooked her sassy leash to her black silk collar. I rose to my feet smiling. “I’m going to take Alli out for a walk!” I called to the little demons. “Okay!” they called. Then I headed out the door. Lucky that they live in another dorm house. Otherwise, I would be in prison for murder! They only visit in the afternoon.

I walked around the Zen garden. So far, no one was in sight. The key is always patience. But it is so hard…

I then spotted Edward near the willow tree. Show time! I causally strolled over to him. I was on a mission. Operation Edward.

Edward looked up and saw me. I noticed him blushing. I smirked to myself. Hm, great call to wear my tight pink daisy dukes and tight white halter-top. “Hello there, Edward” I called out. The boy could barely speak. He just gave me a little wave. I lightly tittered.

Ed looked at my feet and saw Alli. “Cute dog.” he said at last. “Thanks.” I said lightly. But I studied his face. Ed looked shocked that I even owned and walked a dog. Now how can I use that to my advantage? The wheels picked up speed in my head. My plot was ready to go! “I don’t get why you are surprised at my Allison.” I said innocently. “Even the hot and posh have to have pets to you know. A pet reflexes it owner.” Ed stood speechless. Time to take it further. “I even brush, wash, clip her claws, take to the groomers at times, take her to vet, and make her own food.” I went on. My young prize seemed amazed. He still didn’t even what yo say. Time to bring it all home!

I moved in closer in a gracefully and sexy way. Edward got a really good and close look at my deep and tender cleavage. His eyes were likes watermelons at the sight of it. I could even sense that he wanted to squeeze my tits. I loved the effect I had on him. Now to bring it home! “And don’t know why I do all of this on my baby?” I asked. Ed just shook his head. I smiled wickedly. “I do it to keep myself from killing my boring husband and pain in the ass children in their sleep.” I noticed his face now. My young play-toy-to-be looked nervous. Boy I love this tactic! Seduce, make them fear you, and then seduce them again! Here comes phase three.

“You what else I like to do to keep myself from going mad day-in and day-out?” I asked with a sexy pout. “N-N-No….” Edward said at last. I bent down to the young hot stud and nuzzled my hot lips to his burning ear. I could feel him growing hotter and hotter really fast. Just the way I like them! “Have an affair.” I whispered sexually. I let my tongue slowly slip out of my mouth and licked his ear lobe like a sweet peppermint stick. Ed became stiff as a board in a heartbeat. I backed up slowly to see my results. My future boy toy’s face was red with embarrassment. Uh-oh, I may I out did myself this time! “Have an affair?” Edward repeated. “B-But why?” My face became serious. “I don’t see why you are so shocked.” I replied. “It’s as easy as me picking this leash right here.” I did so with charm. “And me sticking my hand down into your pants.” I finished. I let my small hand wander down to his bulging package, unzipped his black leather pants, and stuck it down to his fun toys. To add more to the affect, I lightly began to stroke him. That sealed the deal! I had him now. Edward was stiff, red-faced, sweating, and speechless. I grinned like a cat to a cornered little bird. My work here was done.

“Well,” I said. “I’ll be seeing you around.” I slipped my satin glove hand out of Edward’s pants, pulled Alli on her leash to come with me, and turned to leave. But then, I decided to restate my lovely little deal. So I turned back to my boy toy and called, “You still have time to take up on my little offer.” Then I finally left in victory. Momma has a new boy toy!

Brown Sugar, How Come You Taste So Good?