Torment:

Simone’s Notes:

Without sex for a long time, people tend to go crazy. Their fantasies get the best of them so much that they can’t focus on day-to-day tasks. They eye the opposite sex as if they hadn’t eaten in weeks. Masturbation becomes compulsive. The hunger just keeps growing until it is met again. But, what happens when this sexual need is not met? Some can survive without it, but most can’t.

Edward looked around at his surroundings. “What have I gotten myself into now?” he thought in distress. The young alchemist now had thirteen vid discs of hentai! He had them in a span of only two days! Ed was watching them over and over again at nights while Winry was asleep in their bed. But this just wasn’t enough to keep the old lusty dog in his dog satisfied. He wanted more, he craved more, he needed more. But where could he hide all of the discs without Winry or the maids discovering them? Edward was also too ashamed to go ask for another disc from Matt and Ralph. (He just couldn’t bear around little comment from either of them about his repeated visits.) The boy was also trying to avoid the Red Light Distract like the plague. He also didn’t know of many hidden porn shops in Amestris. So what could he do?

Ed lied back onto the couch and stared at the ceiling. He was in a trap with a hungry lustful dog that kept barking for porn. The young alchemist shut his eyes tightly in suffering. “I have no choice!” he thought bravely. Edward Elric would have to go and pay Red Light China another visit. This was turning into a habit for him. But, that was his safest bet, not many people would see him buying porn and it was free for the moment. Ed figured that the little comments from his scheming housemates were a small fee for his aching need for this lovely poison. Edward slowly sat back up again. “What’s the worst that could happen?” he thought. (Famous last words!) The young alchemist rose to his feet and walked down to the lobby.

“It all just gets tastier and tastier.” Ai-Oni said as she took another sip of her white wine. “The dog in Fullmetal’s soul is getting stronger and hungrier. Pretty soon, he’ll have no choice but to sleep with the hookers again just to scratch that ever-present itch!” Envy sat there paused for a moment watching. Then, an idea came to him. “Hey Ai-Oni,” he said. “Yes?” asked she in a seductive voice. “Come here for a second.” The homunculus said to her. The she-devil leaned her ear over to Envy. He whispered his suggestion to the game in it quickly. A deep smile came across her face. “Well, now that you mention it,” the devil woman said. “I haven’t seen him in four days now! And I have just the way!” Envy sat back smiling. He just couldn’t wait to see how she was going to pull off this stunt in the game.

Jakob shook his head fiercely. Two whole days! It had been two whole days since he had accidentally bumped into Riza Hawkeye. Now, she just wouldn’t leave his head. Cupid had mortally wounded the boy in love with this feisty maiden. Now, Riza had become the girl of his dreams. He had just learned a little bit about her yesterday. Stef had been coming to the Activity Center daily now to see him and Mikey and filled him in. Jakob was wandering around the halls on his break. He had past the shooting range when he saw her again. He heart raced wildly as his face became bright red. “It’s her!” the boy thought in bliss. Fantasies raced through his head at lighting fast paces. Riza was one of those popular girls as school that will never know he exists.

“You-hoo!!!” Jakob heard someone yell out to him. That didn’t bring him back to work as it normally would. The boy was too lost in his hot blonde gun-welding goddess. He didn’t return until someone poked him in the back roughly. Jakob came back to Earth with a jump and a yelp. He turned to see Stef standing behind him. He was smiling like the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland. “Hey you!” the Dark Moon said. Jakob quickly got his breath back as he returned to normal. “Don’t do that!” he said aloud at last. “Well, I had to get your attention somehow.” Stef pointed out. “I called you about a thousand times but you didn’t respond.” Jakob just stood there blinking blankly at him. Stef turned to the shooting range. “Good, isn’t she?” he asked his young friend. Jakob nodded as he blushed again. The Dark Moon just smirked at the lieutenant boldly. “If she was a man,” he said aloud. “I’d probably f**k her on the spot!” “So would I, but as the way she is!” Jakob thought in warm bliss. The crazy feeling called love had taken over his brain. “W-Who is she anyway?” Jakob asked once he got his voice back. Stef looked at the boy as if he was crazy. “Why that’s none other than First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye!” the Dark Moon boomed aloud. “She is one of Colonel Mustang’s soldiers in the State Military! The woman is great with fire arms and she doesn’t play!” That little bit of knowledge was written down in Jakob’s permanent memory. “Riza…” he sighed out as his cheeks reddened even more. He finally knew who his dream was!

Since then, focusing was no longer easy to Jakob. The boy was slacking off with the children and his chores at home. He couldn’t even think straight when he was drawing his comic. Love had that much of an effect on him. “Hi Jakob!” a voice called above him in the children’s area. The boy quickly returned to Earth and looked up. His best friend, Mikey, stood over him grinning. “Oh, hi Mike.” Jakob said with a small smile. His friend looked down at his sketch pad. “You haven’t drawn anything for the past couple of days.” Mikey said as he looked at the half-finished page. “Huh?” Jak said as he looked with his pal. “So, I haven’t.” he said at last. “Is something wrong?” Mike asked. “Do you have writer’s block or something?” “No, no,” his pal said as he shook his head. “It’s nothing like that! I’ll be fine.” “Okay…” Mikey said uneasily. Then he headed back to where a small group of children were coloring on the table in the corner. Stef stood near them smiling at Mikey as he came over to them. “Aw, what’s wrong?” he asked the boy in sympathy. Mikey looked up at his new friend. “It’s Jakob,” he answered. “He’s been distracted lately. I asked him why couldn’t finish his comic and he said it was nothing and he’d be fine. But I just don’t know.” “Aww! That’s so sweet that you care about your friend that much!” Stef called out with a smile. “Of course I do,” Mikey said strongly. “He’s my best friend. I have to look out for him.” “Or do you love him?” the Dark Moon asked.

The boy looked at him as if he was crazy. “What?” he asked. Stef leaned in a little closer. “Do you, you know, *looks around for a moment* *really* care about him that much?” he asked. That only took Mikey a few seconds for him to figure out what Stef was hinting at. “Are you saying that I’m…” he began to ask. Stef nodded innocently. Mikey shook his head wildly as he blushed. “Oh no!” he called out. “I’m not like you at all! I would say the word but we have kids here!” Stef just shrugged harmlessly. “The poor soul is trapped and blind in the closet!” the Dark Moon thought in pity. “Understandable about the little ones,” he said easily. “But, what I don’t understand is why you are in denial about it? You’re not ashamed to be, you know….” Mikey stared at him blushing. “He is so sexy when he’s like that!” he thought in a playful heat. The boy quickly shook himself back to Earth and fled to the bathroom. Stef just stood there smiling. “He’ll come around and straight to me!” he thought lustfully. The man just snickered to himself. He came back to Earth when he realized that the mini “art club” as he called them were staring up at him in confusion. Stef’s face turned serious. “What?” he asked. “There’s nothing to see here. Go back to your artwork so your mommies and daddies can brag about how much of mini-Picassos they have!” When that didn’t work, the Dark Moon just sighed and barked, “Draw!” That got the little “art club” back to work. Stef just sighed to himself again. “I need a drink!” he thought.

Edward returned back to his suite with a bag full of vid discs. This was embarrassing for him. He couldn’t even look the pimps in the eye as he signed out the discs of his choice. Ralph just had the nerve to boldly say, “Uh-oh! Young Ed has finally seen the light of our ways! He must now join our club!” That statement made the young alchemist tremble in disgust. Ed looked around him for a moment. The only good thing was that Winry was out again for the day. The young alchemist just sighed to himself. “I’ve got to stop doing this!” he thought to himself. Ed slowly walked into the den part of the suite and sat down. This whole thing was making his head hurt. The dog in his soul had gone from barking in hunger to barking in excitement because he was getting fed the yummy porn now. This little sweet-looking beast was getting harder and harder to ignore. Try as he might to do so, the dog would just start barking again. Edward just couldn’t figure it out. Why wouldn’t thing cute little beast let him be?

Jakob was sketching loosely in his drawing pad. The boy could finally focus enough to start on his work and the children seemed okay at the moment, so he had the time. He was coming up with new animals for the new characters for his comic. He made his life into a comic ever since he was thirteen. He made himself a mouse in it. So far, Jakob had him and his family as mice, Mikey as a raccoon with a cat mask on his face, Ginny as a horse, Hunter as a weasel, Ms. Daily as a rabbit, and his classmates as cats. He thought about adding the military in as dogs. (It seemed logical because everyone calls them dogs.) That was done, now to match up the different breeds to their personality. Then, it started again. Beautiful Riza drifted into his mind and all concentration was lost. This was turning into a habit. He wished he knew where the off switch was so he could focus again. Was love this powerful? “HEY!!!” someone yelled out to him. The boy quickly returned to Earth. He looked to see Tish staring right back at him. She looked just as worried as Mikey did. “Yes?” Jak asked after staring into Tish’s dark green eyes for moments. “One of the kids is sick, take him to the bathroom.” she said. “Huh?” Jakob asked. “Over there!” Tish called out as she pointed to the couch. The mouse looked to see a little boy looking as if he was going to throw up. “Okay!” he said quickly. “I’ve got it!” Jakob then rose to his feet and ran straight to the boy. Tish just shook her head smiling at the boy as he helped the kid off of the couch to the bathroom. “He’s lost, but he’s cute!” she thought in bliss.

Jakob quickly rushed down the hall with the sick child. He looked around for the bathroom in a rush. “Please don’t be crowded! Please don’t be crowded!” the mouse thought desperately. Jakob finally found a free restroom and went inside. He pushed open the nearest stall and set the kid’s face in the toilet. Jak sat back as he found the boy puking his guts out. The mouse sat back panting. “Just in the nick of time!” he thought in relief. Jakob found himself lying on the bathroom floor staring at the ceiling. “Good thing Tish told me about you when she did!” he called to the boy. “That wouldn’t have been a pretty mess to clean up.” The boy didn’t say anything at all. He just kept hurling in the toilet.

Once that little misadventure was cleared up, Jakob and the little boy were heading back to the playroom. But on the way there, the mouse saw her again. Riza was getting herself a cup full of tea had the machine. The boy was lost in his desire for her again that he walked straight into a wall and fell to the ground. The lieutenant looked up at the sound and saw the mouse sitting on the ground rubbing his head in pain. Concerned, she set down her tea and walked over to Jakob. “You okay?” she asked him. The boy slowly opened his eyes and looked up. In his mind’s eye, he saw Riza dressed in a tight black leather dress that almost showed her breasts as she leaned down to him to check on him. Jakob couldn’t help but stare lustfully at her as he blushed. “Hello?” Riza called out again. “Is there anybody in there?” The mouse quickly shook himself back to Earth and looked back at his lovely eye of affection. Riza was dressed in her uniform for the military and looking concerned at him.

The mouse nodded his head wildly. “Y-Yes!” he called out loudly. “Jakob is fine!” The lieutenant raised a confused eyebrow at him. “Sorry?” she asked in confusion. Jakob quickly caught onto his grammatical error and yelled out, “No! I meant I’m fine!” “Okay…” Riza said unsure of that statement. “Let me help you up, Jakob.” Then she held out her hand to him. There it was again. Jakob saw her dressed in that tight black leather dress that almost showed her breasts. He tried to fight this image wildly as he took her hand and she pulled him to his feet. “Her hands are so warm and soft!” the mouse boy thought while blushing. He stared at her for a long while. The lieutenant just stared at him confused. “Uh… what?” she asked at last. “Why are you staring at me like that?” Jakob shook his head wildly. “Uh… uh… uh…” he said in trapped confusion. It was as if the boy had forgotten the entire language of human speech altogether. “Oh great!” Jak thought in a panic. “Now she thinks I’m a stammering idiotic staring pervert! Say something to ease the panic!” He wished there could be something or someone to break the tension.

“Hey, Mr. Jakob!” a voice called out. Both the mouse and Riza quickly looked up. The little boy that Jak was with was standing the doorway. “Mr. Jakob, are you coming back with us?” he asked aloud. Jakob nodded his head up and down like a bobble head doll. “Uh… yeah, yeah, Kevin! Be there in a second!” he replied. “Okay!” the little boy called out. Then, he ran back to the playroom. Jakob turned back to Riza. She was still looking at him as if he was insane. Jak just smiled has new winning smile. “Well, bye!” he called out. Then, the mouse boy ran after the little boy back to work.

Edward spent the afternoon watching hentai in the den of the suite. It seemed good at first. The dog was finally going quiet again and drifting off to sleep like the big cute puppy it looked like. But somewhere between the eighth and ninth film, the movies began to loose its appeal. Edward just lied still in frustrated boredom. The dog within him was still hungry and Winry wasn’t back yet. He didn’t really want to do much else at the moment. Ed lied down on his stomach and sighed. What else could he do to keep himself together? He turned back to the screen and stared at it for a long while. The cute little kitty cat was on the screen smiling at him and looking sexy. It made the young alchemist want to hurl. “What are you smiling at Mona Lisa?” he asked annoyed. Then Ed lied his head back down and began drifting off to sleep. (Warning: I took the next part from the British show, Life on Mars! You’re been warned!)

[Start Dream]

A few minutes later, Edward was woken up by the door slamming shut. He slowly raised his head to see the kitty girl in the doorway. Bewildered, he looked at the TV screen. The image on it was only the waiting screen background. You can imagine how startled the poor boy was to see the waiting kitty girl in the flesh before him. He fell straight to the floor in shock. The cat girl (which was Ai-Oni in her form,) just smiled innocently at him. “Aw what’s wrong Edward?” she asked harmlessly. “You aren’t real!!!” he yelled out. The kitty girl just stepped closer. “Why bother fighting your desires?” she asked in a seduction voice as lovely tail sway along with her hips. “I DON’T HEAR YOU!!!” the young alchemist yelled out. “Just come back into the world of pleasure.” Ai-Oni said through the kitty girl. “La-la-la-la! Don’t hear you!” Edward called out nervously as he tried to cover his ears with his fingers while trying to crawl away from her. “Come back with me!” the kitty girl called out as she came close into his lap. Sexual desire mixed with fear within the young alchemist. He wanted to get away from her back yet; he wanted to go to bed with her. The kitty girl just smiled him seductively and lightly kissed him on the lips.

[End of Dream]

Edward awoke in a cold sweat panting on the couch. He frantically looked at the TV screen. The kitty girl was still on it smiling and winking at him on pause. The young alchemist managed to calm himself down again. He sat up and paused for a moment. Was he really losing it now? Was this all the hungry little dog’s doing as pay back for not getting its full share for the day? Ed reached out and cut the TV off. The whole room became dark again. He sat in silence again. “I need some air!” he thought. Then, Edward rose to his feet, put his jacket on, and headed out the door.