Time is On My Side

*Shannon*

I eyed the new gardener lustfully as I ate my yogurt. I always keep my options open. A girl has to keep looking for the things that she wants. It’s human nature and I am no exception to the rule. I’m always hunting.

My! This gardener is hot! He looks about nineteen or twenty. Fine-looking Japanese man! I want to ride his fine ass! Oooo! I quietly look around. Oh good! It’s only me here! I can’t hearing Perry’s mouth go on and on. I’m surprised I haven’t killed him yet. I wonder why. Hmmm…

Can’t worry with that! Must focus on fantasy boy. The gardener is so sexy. I would have Edward and the gardener in a threesome if I could. Oooo! This so exciting! I can feel my heart pounding. My panties are getting wet. Oooo!

Mind you, Edward and the garden boy aren’t my only ones. Oh no! I’m a busy girl! I have to be. I have a never ending hunger on my side. My list of boys is a long list. There’s Edward, the gardener, the boy from the Chinese restaurant in downtown, the TZA sensei, some of the male students here, my personal trainer, honey the list goes on! I never stop! I can’t. That’s how I am. What can I say?

Perry used to be on my list. But then, he got boring. I can’t stand his wimpy ass. All he does is work and talk about pointless facts! Grrr! I just want to smack him senselessly. Grrr! Anyway, mustn’t think about that now! Must focus on gardener boy.

I don’t know what happens. I see a guy I like, I flirt with him, and we hit it off. Simple at that. That is how I won Rob Benson in bed with me one night. It was so easy! He and Noiz had a row and he walked out. Oh, I remember it all like it was yesterday!

I was a young student at the time. My marriage was turning completely dull. I needed an escape. I can’t really believe it to this day! My timing couldn’t have gotten any better! Throughout that day in class, I noticed that Rob was looking pretty down. I was desperate at the time. So, I came up with a little plan to seduce him. I waited after class to talk to Rob. When all of the other students had left, I made my move.

“Rob-sensei!” I greeted. The mouse looked up in sorrow. I put on my sympathetic face. “Is something wrong?” The teacher turned away from me with tears in his eyes. I instantly put the pieces together in my head.

“Is it Noizchild?” I asked him. Rob still didn’t look at me. I was warmer. “Did you two have a fight or something?” The mouse finally looked up at me with heavy tears in his eyes. I smiled to myself in my head. I had hit the nail on the head. Now, I just had to run with it as hard as I could. I sat down on the floor next to him.

“Want to talk about it?” I asked him kindly. Rob hesitated at first. He wasn’t sure if he should speak or not. I just needed to push him in my direction a little bit.

“Don’t worry,” I said to him kindly. “You have to tell me if you don’t want to.”

“No,” he said to me, cutting me off. “Noiz-sama and I got into a huge fight a couple of days ago and I left her.” I looked intrigued. I tried not to look surprised. He and the freak-cow were inseparable. Oh man, something seriously bad must have happened to tear them apart like this! Must know, must find out!

“Well…” I said softly. “What happened? If, you don’t mind me asking.” Rob broke down and told me the whole story of the fight and him walking out. I listened to his every word. My plan was working very well. I saw my window right away. I just had to take it or else lose the chance forever. The time to act was now.

“Aw,” I said to him. “It’s okay, come here.” Then, I lightly kissed Rob on lips. When we broke off, he just looked at me blankly.

“What was that for?” he asked me confused. I shrugged at him.

“Pity, I guess.” I said in fake sweetness. Then, Rob kissed me back. This time, we didn’t stop kissing. To make a long story short, one thing led to another and we did it on the dojo floor. Oh it was the escaped I needed from Perry. Rob was okay, but anything was than my loser husband. I was pretty surprised for a sensei so young that Rob had so much experience for his age. Oh, did I sleep well that night. I really wanted more after that one-night ride with him. But sadly, it was short-lived.

The next morning, Rob and Noiz had gotten back together just like nothing ever happened. I don’t understand it. Who knew that naïve mouse would get back with that annoying crackers freak-cow? I mean, what the f**k does she have that I don’t? She must have tricked him into getting back with her. Yeah, that’s it! That cow Noiz has tricked Rob into getting back together with her! But anyway, what do I care? I have other options that I can run to for fun! That’s just how I am and I love it!

Don’t Hang Around Because Two is a Crowd