Snow Drinks:

Simone’s Notes:

Some little facts and stats about sex and alcohol:

80-90% of college students have had sexual intercourse.

Almost 50% of unplanned sexual encounters are under the influence of alcohol!

80% of first sexual experiences occur under the influence of alcohol!

By senior year, 81% of students have had sex because they were drunk.

College students who mix alcohol and sex report having more partners whom they know only "slightly" or "moderately."

Alcohol impairment often leads to: not knowing your partner; not having a condom available; not using a condom; or not using it correctly.

In two-thirds of unplanned pregnancies, the woman was intoxicated during sex.

60% of STDs are transmitted when the partners are drunk.

Drinking games are used on campuses as a way for males to deliberately get females drunk quickly, often for purposes for sex.

40% of men in one study thought it was acceptable behavior to force sex on a woman who was drunk.

75% of admitted date rapists said they used alcohol to get dates drunk so they would have sex.

90% of all sexual assaults occur under the influence of alcohol!

Chronic or continuous drinking, even in college students, destroys testosterone in males, causes withering of the testicles, enlargement of male breasts, loss of hair, and impotence.

Large doses of alcohol in females may cause lack of lubrication or orgasm. In males, it can cause difficulties in achieving or maintaining erections.

So sum it up, alcohol and sex are not the brightest thing to try.

Sheska was spending Christmas at work. Hughes called her in for a minor mistake in the records to fix up when two privates lost them three days ago. (It wasn’t discovered until last night by the janitor!) The poor woman would rather be in bed with a book right now. But soon, working on Christmas would be much rosier than the adventure soon to come. Outside the door, Doug was peeking in quietly. He was on a mission this evening. You see, he and the other boys were talking about the women again on Christmas Eve. (They were still shocked that Havoc still had a girlfriend!) They were all bragging about their prized WAGs when they noticed Sheska walking by. Doug smiled at her like she was a juicy piece of veal. “She’s a virgin, right?” he asked the fellow dogs. The others knew that was red flag from the start. “Why do you say that?” Fuery asked in concern. Kobe just lightly shrugged. “I have a virgin raid if you will,” he explained. “I can tell who’s a virgin and who’s not.” The other men remained silent. This was sign number one. Then, an idea came to the lt. He was grinning wickedly like a lunatic. The men became very suspicious. This was sign number two at its highest. “Doug?” Fuery asked nervously. “What are you plotting?” Kobe turned to him grinning. “Oh,” he said. “I plan to change that and get her into the game!” The other men didn’t like the sound of that one bit.

Apparently, Hughes has ears like raider. Because, he rushed in to where the other dogs were and grabbed the lt. by the arm. The col. took Kobe into the hall. “Don’t even try it!” Maes yelled out. Doug tried to play dumb and innocent. “Try what?” he asked. Hughes didn’t buy it. “I know how you are!” he said sharply. “If you do anything to ruin Sheska, I’ll never forgive you for it!” Doug just lightly shrugged. “Fine,” he replied. “I won’t try anything perverted!” The col. let get of the lt. “I am watching you!” Hughes warned him. Then, he turned and left. Fast forward to Christmas day and Doug was waiting in anticipation. He had planned everything perfectly. “Just five more minutes,” he thought. “Then, I’ll move in!” After the given time, Sheska slammed her file shut. “Finished!” she called. Then, came a knock on her door. “Hm?” the woman thought. “Come in!” she called. The door opened and Doug stepped into the office. “Hey beautiful!” he called. Sheska quickly became nervous. She remembered what Hughes said to her about him. “Remember Sheska,” he said to her. “Stay away from Doug. He’ll try anything to have you in his bed for bragging rights!” The woman quickly became nervous. She didn’t know what to do now. Doug noticed her face right away.

“Aw, what’s wrong?” he asked. “I’m not going to bite you or anything! I’m pretty nice actually!” The woman still wasn’t convinced. “What do you want?” Sheska asked trembling. The lt. looked at her innocently. “I just want to get you out for a drink and dinner!” he replied. The private was confused. “Are you… asking me out?” she asked. Kobe just shrugged. He took a step closer into the office. “Just inviting you to a friendly dinner, that’s all! I’ll even pay for the drinks for myself. I won’t do anything perverse. You have my word!” he replied. Sheska thought about for a moment. It won’t be nice to get out of the office and she had worked hard. So why not go out for a little break? “You promise you won’t try anything?” she questioned. “You have my word!” Kobe called. “Well…” Sheska said at last. “Okay!” “Great!” Doug called. “Let’s go!” Then, the woman grabbed her coat and headed out the door with him.

Doug led her to a bar called Bionica. This was an outstanding bar. They served homemade drinks here legally. The people loved to experiment with different flavors in drinks. Sure, they served food, but the people only came for the drinks. Many people came this bar. Bionica had stayed in business in Central for four years now. What was their secret? Bionica always served fresh and organic drinks. Plus, drinks for health nuts and non-drinkers. The bar was packed tonight. Bionica was especially popular around Christmas. Sheska stayed close to Doug. She was beginning to have second thoughts. “Doug,” she said aloud. The lt. turned to her. “What is it sweet cheeks?” he asked. The private looked dead at him. “Are you sure this is a good idea?” she asked. Kobe just smiled at her. “Sure it is!” he replied. “Trust me!” Sheska nodded uneasily. He led her to his usual spot near the window. The woman looked out the window at the snow piling up on the cars and street outside. Doug admired his prize closely. “This is going to be too easy!” he thought. All he had to do was go along with the rest of the plan that was to follow. This was definitely too easy!

Doug looked up to see his favorite waitress standing over them at the table. She looked like a playboy model. Her breasts were a double E, her hair was long and curly blonde, and her curves fit in just perfectly. The waitress was dressed in a short black and red dress to her thick thighs. Sheska felt slightly inferior to this woman. “Hey there, Annabelle!” the lt. called. The waitress just smiled at him. “I see you’ve brought another lady friend with you!” she called. “Sure did!” Kobe replied. The private blushed again. Then, Annabelle pulled out her notebook and pen. “So,” she said. “What will it be tonight?” Doug smiled at her. “I’ll have a Peach Wedding,” he called. “And she’ll have a Sugar Bomb!” Sheska looked up quickly in confusion. “Hey wait!” she tried to say. But, Annabelle had already written the drinks down. “Okay!” she called. “One Peach Wedding and one Sugar Bomb! Coming up!” Then, she headed to the bar to get the drinks. Sheska looked over at Doug nervously. He noticed her face right away. “What’s wrong doll?” he asked. “I don’t drink!” she protested. “You just ordered me an alcoholic drink!” The lt. smiled at her gently. “Aw don’t worry darling,” he said as he lightly took her hands. “It’s that bad! The drink is sweet with a little tang to it! Just try it! You might like it!” Sheska paused for a moment. Then, she said, “Alright.” Doug kept smiling at her. “There you go!” he called. The private was even more nervous than before. She didn’t know what she was getting herself into!

Within seconds, the drinks arrived. Annabelle had put them in Christmas glasses and added curly Christmas straws to them. Doug slipped his causally. Sheska looked at the pinkish- red liquid for a long time. She was still nervous about taking the bait sitting in front of her. Kobe kept watching her. “It’s only a drink!” he called. “It can’t hurt you! They wouldn’t poison their customers! It’s bad for business!” “Okay…” the private said uneasily. Then, she took up the glass and slipped on the straw. To her surprise, Sheska actually… liked it! “Yum!” she called. “This is great!” The lt. smiled at her like a gentleman. “See?” he asked. “I knew you would like it!” “I think I want another one!” Sheska called. “Well,” Doug told her. “Finish the one you have and I’ll order you more!” “Great!” she called. The woman got right to work.

What Doug failed to mention was that Sugar Bomb was so sweet that one could never taste the high amount alcohol in it. So after a few drinks, Sheska was pretty drunk! Her cheeks were bright red. She was in happy-fun land already. The woman was babbling nonsense to him. “You know *hic*,” she was rambling on in her drunken state. “I’m still *hic* a *hic* virgin! I haven’t even *hic* kissed a *hic* boy yet! I don’t know why I’m telling you all of this! *hic* Oh God! It’s so embarrassing!” Then, she broke out into school girl laughter. People were staring right at her! Doug looked concerned to her. He too was drunk, but not as bad as her. “Sheska!” he called. “You’re really wasted! I should get you home now!” “Home!” the private called out happily. “Goodie!!!” She nearly fell out of her chair. Doug slowly rose to his feet and caught her before she hit the floor. “Come on Sheska!” he forced-slurred out. “We’re going him!” Then, he managed to pay for the drinks and helped the poor drunk woman out of the bar. The plan was going smoothly.

By morning, Sheska awoke with a hangover. She noticed a throbbing pain between her legs. She felt wet all over and realized that all of her clothes were all missing! It got worse when she saw a condom wrapper on the floor near the bed. The poor woman was completely confused. She looked around and realized… this wasn’t her apartment at all! “W-Where am I?!?” Sheska thought in a panic. “Oh good!” a voice called. “You’re awake!” Sheska quickly looked forward and saw Doug standing in the doorway. He was dressed in nothing but sheets around his waist. Sheska’s face became a bright red. “DOUG!!!” she screamed out. The lt. looked at her innocently. “What’s wrong, honey?” he asked. “PUT YOUR SHIRT ON OR SOMETHING!!!” she screamed out. Kobe kept up his innocent look. “Why?” he asked harmlessly. “That’s not what you were saying last night!” “What do you mean last nig…” she began to ask. Then, the woman put two and two together. Her face went completely pale. “NO!!!” she screamed out. “TELL ME WE DIDN’T…” Kobe sat down on the bed in front of her. “Aw,” he said. “But, you were great for a virgin last night!” That scared the private even more. “BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT!!!” she cried out in tears. “HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO MY APARTMENT?!?” Doug kept smiling at her. “This is my apartment first of all,” he corrected. “And I just knew you were a virgin. Plus, you told me yourself last night while you were drunk! But wasn’t great though? You had your first sexual experience with a true pro! So be glad!”

That did it for the poor woman! Sheska quickly rose up out bed and got dressed. Doug himself was enjoying the show. The private was just passed at the hall when Doug called out to her, “Call me!” That made the woman run away even faster.