Sex Bar (Undercover):

Simone’s Notes:

A bar is one of the most common places to pick out a date. Different people parade in alone and leave with someone. Or least that is what usually happens. Some aren’t so lucky and leave alone. But, interesting things happen while people are in the bar. But afterwards is the most interesting of them all!

“Are you sure you want to do this?” Falman asked her in concern as he drove slowly along the dark street. “Yes,” Simone answered from the back seat. “I am sure.” Tonight, Simone was going to do some undercover research. She had on a dark brown wig with her blonde hair pinned back to keep it easier. The girl painted her nails a bright red color. Simone wore the make-up of a prostitute to help her out. She even went as far as wearing tight revealing clothing to seal the deal. (The college student was wearing a short black miniskirt with a red halter-top that crossed in the back, fishnet stockings, and black kitten heels. This look took hours to put together!) Her shades were a light grey color. “Now,” Falman spoke again as he kept driving. “Why are you doing this again?” Simone straightened herself up taller. It was a pain to get her to drive her to the nearest location. Havoc was off with Jacilyn again! Breda and Fury had work to do. Hawkeye and Mustang couldn’t be reached. So, Falman was her only option at the moment.

“I am going to a sex bar for research.” Simone replied with her lovely British accent. “Okay…” the warrant officer said back. He still wasn’t too easy about the whole idea. The college girl smiled at him in the mirror. “Don’t worry!” she reassured him. “I’ll be fine, mate! You can bank on that!” “Do you want to pick you up afterwards?” Falman asked. The research student thought about for a moment. Then she said, “Sure, why not? I’ll call you when I’m done!” A little relief came to the warrant officer. But that was about it!

The car pulled up at the bar of choice. Flaming Cowgirl was its name. It was a well-known place in the Red Light Distract of Amestris. The cowgirl was winking and blowing kisses at them in neon lights. The sight of her made Falman uneasy still. Simone kept smiling at it. “There it is!” she called out. The warrant officer turned back to her. The research student kept smiling at him. “Don’t worry!” she said again. “I’ll be fine!” Then, the girl got out the car. After inspecting herself many times, she went inside. Falman watched her in fatherly worry. “Be careful, Simone!” he thought to her.

The college girl made it inside. The bar was packed tonight. People were everywhere getting a date or making out with each other. Simone took out her small pink and black notebook and black glitter pen. This is what she saw tonight:

9:00: I have made my entrance inside Flaming Cowgirl. The place is packed with hopeful singles. The females are dressed in tight revealing clothes such as mine. The men are dressed in causal spring wear. It’s too early to really dig into the messy stuff. I need to blend in first. Operation Sex Bar is now on!

9:05: I have made it over to the bar itself. I listen in closely. (Observation is like spying, really.) The bar tender walks up to me and asks me what I would like. I order a cherry ginger ale and listen in again.

9:17: Something has caught my ear! A customer is chatting up a fine-looking waitress. So far, she is playing hard to get with him. This man has made a fine choice was this waitress. She has a nice set of hooters, long pretty legs, a small waist, and thick hips. Her make-up and hair are perfect. So far, that is one couple for observation. I need two more couples for research. Ah, my drink is here!

9:30: That was a good cherry ginger ale! I think I’ll have another one. My second couple is two girls. They seem really close to each other. In fact, they are kissing on each other as I write. In my first couple are progressing. The man and the waitress are talking with each merrily. I guess that he finally wore her down and now they chatting each other up. My second drink is here. Don’t mind if I do!

10:17: Oh boy! I’ve had too many cherry ginger ales. I have found my third couple. It is a promiscuous woman chatting up an innocent young waiter. My other two couples are hooking up perfectly. The man and the waitress are making out wildly. The two girls are kissing wildly. Oh crap! I have to get to the bathroom before I wet myself!

10:20: Whew! I feel better now. I thought I would never make it. In the stall next to me, a couple was shagging like two horny dogs. Their moans were really loud! But I didn’t mind it too much. All supports my work strongly. I walk back out to the bar.

10:40: A man started flirting with me. He’s kind of cute but not my type. My three couples are really hooking up. The man and waitress are heading back to his place. The two girls are heading to the bathroom to do it. The woman and the waiter are heading to a motel to shag! I’m feeling the heat here myself. I might have to leave soon to keep a clear.