Self-Help:

Simone’s Notes:

Masturbation has been around for ages. It is a way of self-pleasure. This act is a cure for sexual frustration. The concept seems pretty easy too. For men, they just have to stroke themselves until they come. For women, they stick their fingers inside and rub until they come. So, how can such a simple thing be so shameful and embarrassing? It all depends on who is looking at the act.

Ai-Oni walked down to her dining room the next morning. She found Envy and Nyious were grinning to themselves. They clearly enjoyed Edward nearly choking to death during sex last night. Envy had suggested that to his hostess days ago. He wanted to see the young alchemist suffer physically as well as physiologically. Ai-Oni herself wanted to see him experiment with something sexually. This game had been a real treat so far. But now, it was time to take the poison to the next level. And she knew just how to do that.

“Gentlemen!” Ai-Oni called aloud once she set foot into the dining room. Both men looked up at her. The hostess held her hands together smiling. “I am heading off for a couple of days,” she announced. “Keep the game going while I am out and don’t screw anything up.” Envy raised an eyebrow at her. “What are you planning?” he asked. Ai-Oni grinned at him devilishly. “Oh,” she said sweetly. “You’ll within in three days.” Then, the she-devil held up her hand and began chanting. A reddish-black cloud formed around her small lovely feet. It grew around fast and vanished. She was gone with it. Nyious smiled to himself. “That’s just like you, sis,” he thought. “Always plotting ahead.”

Edward made it to the Activity Center that same morning. The boy stood outside waiting for someone. He was on another mission. The alchemist was horny yet again. Having being rejected by Winry for sex yet again, he decided to try Yumi again. [You sure this will work?] Sure! Just say the right words and she’ll be eating out of her hands. Trust me on this one! [You better be right this time!] I know I am! By now, the dog had gotten stronger. It was slowly becoming its host’s master. Ed seemed to live by when the dog was hungry. It told him when to engage in sexual activity and when to stop. The boy found himself looking at more porn and visiting Derdra more often. The dog seemed happy with this diet at first. But now, it wanted more. When Edward tried to ignore it and try to abstain from sexual behavior, the dog succeeded in driving him to insanity until it got its way. The dog even got wiser in tormenting its host. It would give him the results of a withdrawal and reach in for dirty wet dreams. The beast would pull any trick to make its host obey.

Look here she comes! Edward straightened himself up some. Yumi was walking by like the princess she was. Her dark blue hair flowed like flying silk. Her perky breasts were lightly bouncing with each step that she took. The girl’s white and silver t-shirt drew attention to her chest. Her pink and grey short shorts drew attention to her perfect ass. Yumi’s legs with smooth and hairless. Edward couldn’t help but to stare at her. Isn’t she hot? The host couldn’t speak. All he could do was nod. The dog grinned to itself. Well, don’t just stand there! Go over and talk to her! Ed swallowed hard and began walking over to her. “Hey, Yumi!” he called out to her. The heiress looked up at him. The alchemist was smiling at her. “Yes?” Yumi asked. Edward stood up straight.

“I want to apologize for what I did a few days ago.” he went on. Yumi smiled him. “Okay,” she said. “I forgive you.” The alchemist’s face quickly lit up. “Really?” he asked. The heiress nodded. The alchemist felt so much better. Good! You’ve regained her trust! Now just keep working her into you’re in her pants! Edward felt his usual high confidence return in full swing. He was sure to score this time!

But then, they heard a motorcycle pull up. The pair looked out at the parking lot. An older boy was getting off of the bike. He took off his helmet and hung it on his motorcycle. His hair was short and dark. The guy was slender yet strongly built. He had on a black dragon sleeveless shirt and cameo pants. Edward recognized him right away. It was that same pervert that was banging a few days before behind the Activity Center. Yumi instantly had pink hearts in her eyes. The guy looked up at them and smiled. “Hey babe!” he said aloud. “TAKESHI!!!” she screamed out in delight. Then, the heiress ran forward and embraced her boyfriend in delight. They began necking wildly. Edward stood there in total shock. “She has a… boyfriend?!?” he thought in disappointment. Oh! Wasn’t expecting that one!

Minutes later, Edward found himself back at the Clover Inn. Winry was gone for the day again. The hunger within got even worse. He had to do something fast. Come on! I’m hungry. I need some sex now! The alchemist shut his eyes tightly. This was always so unbearable. [Why can’t you just shut up for once?] I’m hungry now!!! Feed me! [And what am I suppose to do?] Jack-off to some porn or something! I don’t care how you get it; just feed me now, damnit! Edward quickly opened his eyes. He was about to go get some porn when he heard a knock behind him. “Who is it?” the alchemist asked aloud. “It’s me,” a voice called. “Laurence!” Edward sighed in relief. “Come in!” he yelled. His fellow house mate opened the door. Laurence looked at him oddly. “Ed,” he spoke up. “Are you feeling okay?” His housemate nodded quickly. “Y-Yes! I feel great!” Edward said quickly. Laurence quietly shut the door behind him. He didn’t seem to buy it.

“Well, anyway,” Laurence said as he slid his book bag off of his back and set it on the sofa. “I just wanted to know if you wanted to come out to the Activity Center with the others later.” Edward smiled at him. “No thanks,” he said. Larry looked right at him. “You sure?” he asked. The alchemist nodded. The Dark Moon shrugged. “Okay…” he said uneasily. “Suit yourself.” Then, Laurence left the room. Edward watched him leave. Then, he looked at the sofa. His housemate had absent-mindedly left his black backpack behind. An idea came to the alchemist. “Maybe there’s some porn inside of it!” he thought in hope. Edward crawled over to the coveted bag and slowly opened it. He began rummaging through it. So far, there were only text books and the Central newspaper. That new hope was slowly fading away the same way it had appeared.

Then, Edward came across a manga magazine. He quickly pulled it out and looked at it. The cover was a young woman with a sexy looking vampire. Ed looked at the magazine for a long while. “Well,” he thought. “I could try to use my imagination to make this work!” The alchemist studied the cover for a few minutes and got a general idea in his head. “I’m a sexy vampire seducing a human into my bed!” he thought. Right then, Fullmetal became aroused by his own fantasy. He began working more and more of the scenario in his head. The dog was getting interested in the plot. Edward kept working the whole story in his head.

In the middle of his fantasy, the alchemist noticed a slight problem. The girl on the magazine cover had a dagger on her thigh. “Oh crap!” Edward thought. “She’s a vampire hunter!” But that problem was fixed within seconds. “I’ll just use my seductive powers to overpower her!” the alchemist thought. “Yes! Come to me vampire slayer!” And with that, Edward quickly undid his pants and began stroking himself in deep bliss. He noticed that as he did so, the dog became more and more quiet. It was finally getting fed. As the boy got caught up in the pleasure, he began to stroke himself faster and faster. The sensation was better than any woman at the moment. The alchemist shut his eyes tightly to get deeper into his fantasy to get more pleasure of himself as a seductive vampire lord screwing his young lovely hunter prey.

After minutes of self love, Edward came in his hand wildly. “OHHH!!!” he called out happily. The alchemist sat back panting. “Oh god!” he said aloud. “That was great!” Then, he felt cold all of a sudden. The alchemist zipped up his pants, put the magazine back into Laurence backpack, and zipped it closed. Edward smiled to himself all of a sudden. “I think I will go with Larry and them to the Activity Center after all!” he thought. Then, the alchemist picked up Larry’s book bag and walked out of the room to catch the boys before they left.