Rules of Engagement

1. Fantasies about someone else's mate is all right. But the real crime is acting on that desire.

2. Having a good time, ain't nothing wrong with it!

3. Artmis is the enemy. Remember that!

4. Mock authority at all times!

And:

5. When one of your own is down, pick them up. However, if they screw you over, feel free to take revenge.

Remember these, and you will survive here at Dark Moon House

And Now for some degrees:

Perry and Shannon are married,

But Shannon is sleeping with Edward,

Edward has attracted not only Shannon but Winry, Melanine, Poppy, and Angelica,

Angelica likes Edward, Ralph and Laurence,

Laurence and Ralph are brothers,

Ralph dated Poppy but cheated on her with Melanine,

Poppy and Melanine used to be best friends,

Melanine hits on Edward and Kenisuke constantly,

Kenisuke is dating Lonna,

Lonna is friends with Laurence, Poppy, and Torii,

Torii has a crush on Winry, Lonna, Poppy, and Melanine

Poppy is also dating Matt,

Matt is good friends with Kenisuke and Stef,

Stef is trying to save Edward and Perry from Shannon,

And they all hate Janis and Artmis.

*Pants* That's a wrap!