One Shot to Madness:

Simone’s Notes:

How long before a person goes crazy without sex? Days, hours, minutes, seconds? Who really knows? Some can go without sex. Others can’t. It all depends on the person and the situation. Everyone needs sex at least once in their lifetime. It is the universal law. Human were put on the Earth to reproduce. But what happens when that need is not met?

Jakob sat with the kids coloring in the main lobby of the Activity Center. It was getting late and there weren’t many people around. Suddenly, someone said, “Jakob, a word.” The mouse looked up and saw Riza standing over him. “Okay,” he said. “Just let me fin…” “Now!” Riza emphasized sharply. “Alright.” Jakob replied. Then, he rose to his feet and followed behind the lieutenant. She led him down the hall to the Security Guard’s room. Riza quietly opened the door. “In here.” she said. Jakob looked inside. Nobody was in the room! The mouse fell into panic. “Where are the security guards?!?” he yelled out in shock. “Don’t ask such stupid questions.” Riza ordered sharply. “But who’s watching the building?” Jakob asked in a panic as walked in further. Riza closed and locked the door behind him. “Right,” the lieutenant said. “Now hands out.” She pulled out a pair of handcuffs and locked them about the boy’s wrists. Jakob was now confused and excited. “Turn around!” Riza ordered him next. She lightly pushed him around so that he could see her. The lieutenant quickly undid his jeans. The heat and pleasure were rushing wildly through the mouse. “Sit down!” Riza ordered as she pushed Jakob down into the black leather rolling chair. She then lifted up her black skirt, showing him her lacy black panties, and sat on his lap with her legs on either side of him. The lieutenant smiled at him devilishly. “Love you this, don’t you? You little pervert!” she said aloud. Jakob could barely speak. His fantasies with her were finally coming true. The lieutenant pulled out a whip and hit on the ground loudly. “Say it!” Riza said aloud. “You love it! Say it! Say it! Say it!”

[End of Dream]

Jakob awoke in a cold sweat shaking his head. “You okay?” he heard someone ask. The mouse looked up and saw Riza sitting on the stone bench next to him. She was dressed in her uniform as usual with her hair pinned up. The lieutenant was looking concerned at him. (They and everyone else was sitting outside the Activity Center. The owner had a slight problem with the electricity and was fixing it up right away.) Jakob nodded quickly at her in silence. “Y-Yes!” he called out. “I’m fine.” A moment of silence passed between them. “What do you love?” Riza asked at last. Jakob looked at her confused. “Huh?” he asked. “You kept saying, ‘I love it!’ over and over again.” she pointed out. The mouse stared at her nervously. “She heard me dreaming!” he thought in a panic. “Quick do something!” Jakob looked around quickly. “Uh, well…” he began. Riza waited for his answer. Jakob felt his cheeks redden. “She’s so hot!” he thought. The boy wanted to tell her the truth and kiss her, but what go would that do? He was saved when the Activity Center doors opened. The owner came outside with a smile on his face. “The center is now open!” he called out. Jakob breathed easily again. “Just in the nick of time!” he thought. Then everyone got up from sitting around outside and entered the building.

Jakob, Mikey, and Hunter were in the kid’s room as usual. Jakob looked worn out and nearly out of it. His best friend was deeply concerned about him. Mikey walked over to his other friend at the coloring table and tapped him on the shoulder. Hunter looked up. “What is it?” he asked. “I’m worried about Jakob,” Mikey spoke up. “He’s not been sleeping too well for the past few days, he looks so pale. Do you think he has been eating properly?” Hunter sat up and rolled his eyes at him. “You worry about Jak like he is your own son!” he exclaimed. “You are sounding worse than Esther!” Mikey froze for a moment, and then asked, “Am I really?” Hunter rose to his feet from the coloring table. “Yes!” he called out exasperated. “Why do you worry about the guy so much? Don’t tell me you love him or something!” Mikey’s face became red instantly. “No… I mean… I don’t know!” he argued back. The Irish guy just looked at his friend in sympathy. “Poor soul!” he thought. “Jak hasn’t told him the truth yet!” Hunter wanted to say something, but decided against it. “Mike will find out on his own.” he thought. “Listen buddy,” he said. “I’ll talk to Jakob later. You just go and help the kids at the craft table.” Mikey cheered up magically. “Thank you Hunter!” he called out. “You are the greatest!” Then, the boy walked over to the craft’s table as told. Hunter just shook his head as he smiled. “Anything to keep him happy!” he thought. Then, he sat back down with the kids at the coloring table.

Edward paced around his suite trembling. The porn inch had started back up again. The dog in his soul was awake and hungry. The young alchemist looked into the drawer at the desk. It was crammed full of hentai vid discs. Most of which he had seen millions of times already. He watched them when Winry was asleep in bed. So far, porn had been this dog’s main diet. And it wasn’t complaining at all. But yet, the dog wasn’t as cute as if was first born from Ai-Oni’s poison. Its teeth had become razor-sharp. Other than that, it was still a cute-looking little puppy. Come on Edward, what’s it going to be today? Strawberry Lips? Schoolgirl Confessions? The Chikako series? Or… maybe something new? No! This is turning into overkill! It was lucky for him Winry hadn’t kept on yet. But how long was that going to last? Come on! Winry doesn’t suspect a thing! Just get another porno and I’ll sleep like a puppy! Edward ended always believing that lie too easily. Whenever the dog was fed, it would sleep for a few minutes and wake back up again. He just couldn’t win!

Doug and Stef sat together having coffee in the small cafeteria of the Activity Center. They were watching Jakob and his friends. Stef was grinning at them like a cat watching birds. “They abre pretty men,” he said aloud. “But they are all straight!” Doug cut in. Stef turned to him grinning. “And what makes you so sure?” he asked boldly. Doug kept smiling at him. “Want a bet?” he asked. The Dark Moon grinned wider at him. “How much?” he asked. The playboy thought about that for a moment. “500 cenz.” Doug replied. Stef grinned at him. “You’re on!” he exclaimed. “Done!” Doug called out. Then, the men shook on it.

Mike sat in the corner trembling. It was coming again. Another withdrawal was coming. He had to do something fast. But what could he do? The chest was locked and his friends took away the key. He was trying to come off of porn. Dr. Howard was on conference at the moment. What could he do? All of the porn channels were blocked on the telly. Mike at his locked chest. It was pretty and solid oak. A silver lock stood between him and happiness. Many times he was tempted to break it open. But it was too much of a beautiful piece of work to *even* scratch, let alone break. He stared at the chest for a long while. The major could clearly remember the day his precious porn was locked in it.

[Flashback]

Andrew looked around the room. “Got it all?” he asked aloud. “Yeah!” all of the other men called. The lieutenant turned back to Mike. Don had to hold him on the couch tightly in order to keep the major down. “Take one last look at your slavery!” Andrew called out. “You’ll soon have a real woman to love!” That of course doesn’t help. Mike yelled out through Don’s thick hand over his mouth. Andrew turned back to the cleaning crew. “Ready?” he asked in a loud voice. “YES!!!” the crew called. “Right!” Andrew called. “Lock it up!” Jim, Nathan, David, Nately, and Steven all dumped Mike’s porn collection into the big chest. The major tried to fight Don off in order to rescue his precious porn, but to no avail. The lieutenant held onto him tightly. All he do was watch in misery. Andrew slammed the chest’s lid shut. He put the silver lock through the loop and clicked it closed. Don let go of Mike when it was all over. The major fell on all fours and looked up. Andrew swung the key lightly on its metal chain. “I’ll be keeping this!” he said aloud. Then, the lieutenant walked away smiling. This was the start of the long battle.

[End of Flashback]

Screwdrivers, paper clips, safety pins, and throwing knives were everywhere on the floor. Nothing could pick the lock open. “Damn you, Andrew!” Mike thought in miserable desperation. “You’ve really thought this through, haven’t you?” That was good old Andy, for him! He always plotted things ahead of time. Mike lied back onto his living room floor. He was really stuck this time. The major had no choice but to ride it all out. Mike sighed hard. This was going to suck!

Doug made his way over to the Kid’s Room. Jakob, Mikey, and Hunter were still in there with the kids. The lieutenant grinned wildly. “This is just too easy!” he thought. Then, Doug pushed the door open and walked inside. Stef watched from the window. He had many plans already. The Dark Moon was going to enjoy this already! Doug made his way over to the boys. They were too busy into their work to notice. The lieutenant cleared his throat. Jakob, Mikey, and Hunter all looked up. Doug stood before all of them. “Hi boys,” he said. Jakob raised an eyebrow at him. “Can we help you?” he asked. The lieutenant kept smiling at them all. “I came to talk to you.” he replied. “Me or all of us?” Jakob asked. “All of you boys.” Doug answered. With that, Mikey and Hunter gathered around him. The lieutenant sat down on the couch.

“How would you all like dates?” he asked. The boys’ eyes grew big in shock. “Are you serious?” Hunter asked. Doug grinned harder as he nodded. “Yep!” he said. The boys could barely speak. All they could do was nod. The lieutenant kept smiling. Outside, Stef rolled his eyes in annoyance. “Ple-ase!” he thought. “Just like Matt and Ralph! But it won’t last!” “I will hook you all up with dates.” Doug went on inside. “You can do that?” Mikey asked. The lieutenant nodded with a smile. “So,” he spoke up. “Well you take up my offer?” The boys thought about that for a moment. This was a big push. The offer could win them 100 cenz if things go well. “We’ll do it!” Hunter called out. Jakob and Mikey nodded. Doug grinned at them all. “Great!” he called out. “Just call me Doug.” “Alright,” Mikey said. “Thanks, Doug.” The lieutenant smiled and left them alone.

Doug walked by Stef. “You think you are so clever!” the Dark Moon called out. The lieutenant paused and turned to his rival. “Oh,” he spoke up. “What ever do you mean?” Stef turned to him fully. “I live with two guys just like you,” he spoke up. “So I know what you can throw at me! Bring it on! I am ready!” Doug just smiled at him. “Okay!” he called out. “I will do so! But you will regret it!” Then, the lieutenant walked away smiling. Stef just stood smiling. “No, my friend!” he thought. “It’s you who will be sorry!” The Dark Moon snickered to himself like a serpent. He had his plan ready to go!

Edward closed the suite door behind him. He hung his head in shame. The young alchemist had a bag full of new porn vid discs. This was slowly getting out of hand. “What am I doing?” Edward thought to himself. “Is this going to be a habit I can’t break? And when will it stop? Why am I doing this?” He sank to his knees in weakness. Don’t worry, Edward. You are doing the right thing. At least I’ll be quiet for a long time. Once again, the dog was lying. And yet again, Ed believed it. He had no choice but to do so. “Anything to sleep to night!” the young alchemist thought.