One Night in a Brothel:

Simone’s Notes:

The prostitute. Her profession is as old as time. Most of the time, she is frowned upon by society. The church is her main enemy. However, the prostitute plays an important role in civilization. She has been a stress reliever for many powerful men in the Eastern world. She has been present in court ceremonies. Like order itself, the prostitute won’t go away.

Edward and Winry made it back to the Clover Inn. All of the other Dark Moons were waiting in the lobby. Melanine Miles looked up playing cards with the girls to see the couple coming in. “Edward!” she called out. Everyone else looked up as well. Edward and Winry stood in the doorway. “Hey man!” Matt called out. “Hi.” Ed said in a small voice. Poppy rushed forward and hugged him wildly. The young alchemist just lightly blushed. “You can let go any time you like!” Winry thought to herself as she tried to stay nice. Ralph rose to his feet. “Well, come on!” he called out. “The bars and clubs open in ten minutes!” Mel threw a phonebook at her boyfriend at that remark. The pimp fell straight to the ground. “You idiot!” Melanine yelled. “He just got back from the hospital! Let him rest for a while!” “Kill joy!” Ralph mumbled to himself. Mel threw a pen at him on that remark. “She’s right, you know.” Lonna Whitfield agreed. “He does need a rest.” Ralph sat up off of the floor. “Already, already!” he mumbled. “I withdraw the offer!” “Right,” Winry said. “Where is Ed’s room again?” “Winry,” the young alchemist spoke up. His girlfriend looked right at him. “I’ll be fine; I can find the room myself.” Ed spoke up. “Okay.” Winry replied. “Thanks,” the young alchemist said. Then, Ed walked down the hall. “You’re rooming with Kenisuke!” Matt called after him. “Got ya!” Ed called back. The others just watch Ed leave quietly.

“This can’t be right!” Roy Mustang yelled at central headquarters. “But it is, sir.” Riza Hawkeye told him with a straight face. The North portion of the army was merging with the Central troops. To Mustang, that only meant one thing. “She’s going to be there too!” She was Colonel Renee French. This was Mustang’s arch rival. She was just as arrogant as him and she always talked down to and mocked him. French went as far as to point out every single flaw and embarrassing moment in the colonel’s life, both career and personal wise. So, yeah. This was some great fun news! “Well, yes,” Riza pointed out. “They are her troops.” Mustang sighed and put his head down on the desk. He could just hear French’s mouth now. Riza figured it would be smarter to leave him be at the moment. So she sat down at the table and kept quiet.

Outside, the North Troops came in one by one. First was second Lieutenant Jim Wright. He was a fun guy to be around. He was witty and a bit of a goofball. But mind you, Jim put work first, but not without making it a little more enjoyable in the process. Second up was second Lieutenant Don Mitchell. He is Jim’s best friend. To break it down for everyone, these are like J.D. and Turk from the show Scrubs. Jim and Don have known each other since they were young boys. (Sometimes, people questioned if they were gay. Trust me, they aren’t.) Don is also fun, witty, and a goofball. But like his buddy Jim, he put work first while mixing it with fun. Next came, First Lieutenant Andrew Wess. He is a little more serious than Jim and Don. Thus, he is “keeping those two jokers in line.” He was a good athlete. The guy also had many ladies chasing after him. But Andrew only had eyes for one girl. (I’ll get into her later.) He is also sharp with wit and the tongue. Next up is Major David Price. He is a cross-dresser when not busy with work, much to his wife’s dismay. David has an interest view on life. Once when is through talking to him, they are confused then when they first started. But it makes sense in time. Then, there is Steven Walker. He is the sweet loser-in-love. Nine times out of ten, he can’t really seem to keep a relationship together. The last relationship he was in with a woman that he was married to for years. All seemed happy at first. But then, the poor man found out she was cheating on him and they divorced. Now, he just wished he could find a girlfriend that he can actually hang onto to. Then, there is Major Nathan Lee. He is a bit of a *giggle* a closet stoner. And an alcoholic. Nathan has another secret but that comes late as well. Why he is still in the military, is a mystery in itself. Nathan Lee is not to be confused with second Lieutenant Nately Reed. The guy is a hopeless romantic. He is like the knight in medieval courtly love. But he tries to put work first as well. There is also second Lieutenant Mike Thomas. He is a seemingly normal guy. But, he has a dark secret. The guy is a porn addict. This problem has cost him many girlfriends. Mike tries to stop but to no avail. Porn is just that powerful. (There are more but I have to wrap up at the moment.) Just by the list, things in the military were going to be fun-filled beyond belief.

The day passed by fast. Ed had a good long nap through it. Winry did her best to keep the other Dark Moons from bothering him. But, that was soon about to change. Matt and Ralph crowded around the door. They had finally gotten past Winry and that wasn’t an easy job. “She’s like a guard dog, isn’t she?” Ralph asked. “Yep.” Matt whispered back. They braced them selves for the kidnapping. Matt silently counted to three on his fingers. Ralph reached up and knocked on the door. “Ed!” he called. “Are you up yet?” The young alchemist decided to lie quiet on his bed. “Maybe they’ll go away.” he thought. Ha! He knew they would just keep trying until he did answer. Either way, he was trapped. So, what could he do? Ed sat up and called, “What do you want?” “Come out with us,” Matt called. Ed froze still. He knew what Ralph and Matt always meant when he said “Come out with us.” “Uh…” the young alchemist began. “No thanks,” “Aw, come on!” Ralph protested. “You’ve been in there all day! You need some fresh air!” “I’ll be fine!” Ed called. “Come on man,” Matt called back. This went on for a few seconds. Finally, Ed called out, “Alright, fine! I’m coming!” “We’ll see you downstairs!” Matt called. Then, Edward heard the two men leave.

Within minutes, Edward was dressed and outside in front of the inn. Matt and Ralph were waiting for him in Ralph’s black sports car. The boys were smiling at him. Edward rolled his eyes as he climbed into the back seat. “Glad you could join us.” Ralph greeted him. “So where are we going?” Ed asked at last. “Red Light Distract!” both pimps called out in usual. The young alchemist went red and stiff. “Red Light Distract?!?” he asked in shock. “Yep!” Matt called. “B-But why are we going there?” Ed forced out of his mouth. “My latest project.” Ralph answered. Edward felt himself become sick again. Then, Ralph started up the car and began driving before Ed could even start to change his mind.

The boys came to Lamb. Lamb is a well-known brothel in Amestris’s Red Light Distract. Luscious girls roamed this place freely. No matter how many times prudes and conservatives tried to shut it down, Lamb still remained a float. What was there secret? Gifts, bribes, and tons of money of course! The trio came up to the front desk. Hallie, the house owner, had a huge smile on her face. “Good evening!” she said. “Hello ma’am.” Ralph said with a polite smile. He dumped the money on the counter. “This covers my friends and I.” he explained. “Give us nothing but the best.” Hallie picked up the money and counted it. Once she was done, the owner looked up and smiled as she handed them the keys to three different rooms. The men took the keys in pride. Ed took his reluctantly. “The girls are right done the hall,” she explained. “Thanks.” Matt called. “Enjoy your night,” Hallie said. “Sure will,” Ralph said. Then, the trio headed down the gold, black, and red hall.

Ed felt a little uncomfortable as he walked down the silent hall. The sound-proof material in the walls was too good. Matt and Ralph had long since deserted him when they found the right rooms to their keys. Ed just hadn’t found his yet. He just wanted to get this over with and then take the punishment by morning when he told Winry the truth. But, that would all soon change.

At long last, Ed found room 175. The door stood strong and tall before him. The young alchemist swallowed hard. “Here goes!” he thought. Then, put the key into the lock and turned it free. A cool breeze greeted him when he pushed open the door. The smell of cinnamon was everywhere. The carpets and the walls were a rich red. The only light in the place was from reddish pink candles on the sandalwood dressers. The curtains were thick and ruby wine. The sofa was rich and red with black trimming. The vanity desk was elegant and black. Soft Turkish music was playing in the background. The bed was covered in red and black real Egyptian silk. Edward was amazed at this hidden wonder world. But the real winner was who was sitting on the bed. “Hello there,” a female’s voice said softly to the young client. Ed quickly turned his head back to the bed. A girl about eighteen or nineteen was on the edge of the bed. Her hair was long and wavy black tapestry. Her skin was a creamy white. Her eyes were a deep olive green. Her cheeks and lips were just like Derdra’s. The shape of her body was just like Winry’s. The girl had on a short pink kimono with a black obi holding it together. Her breasts were full and heavy. The girl’s make-up completed the look perfectly. Instantly, Ed actually… wanted her! “H-Hey there!” he said. So this was the Shanghai beauty they were talking about. Shanghai Girl just giggled. The young alchemist felt his cheeks burn light red and his organ quickly stirred awake. “She’s just like both Winry and Derdra!” he thought in happy bliss.

“So,” Shanghai Girl began. “What do you desire tonight, Panda bear?” Whoa! He wasn’t expecting that one! And yet, Ed was enjoying this! He sat down on the bed with her. Her perfume was so sweet and sexy smelling. “Anything you like.” Ed replied. Shanghai girl smiled. “As you wish, master,” she replied. Then, the young hooker laid a light kiss on Ed’s lips. That raised the heat in him faster. He embraced her tightly and lightly pushed her onto her back. Shanghai Girl was happy to comply. She reached up while they were kissing and slid off his black jacket. She flung it to the red carpet. Oh, her fingertips felt good against his bare left arm. The touch made Ed’s rod even harder. He reached around her waist but the hooker stopped him. “Please let me finish undressing you first.” she whispered. Ed just kissed her again in reply. He slipped his tongue into her sweet honey mouth. Shanghai Girl was happy to receive. She let her hand travel down the young alchemist’s side and grab hold of his shirt. She slowly pulled it up and off of him. Ed tried his hardest to retain himself long enough to let her finish. This was so much. But he just had to try.

Shanghai Girl found his pants and slowly undid them as well. Edward grabbed onto her tightly. The fire was becoming uncontrollable now. He just had to release it before he went mad. Shanghai Girl worked his leather pants off quickly. The only left now was Edward’s boxers. The hooker decided to tease him for a little bit. She lightly to the edge of the cloth and lightly began playing with it. Ed found himself squirming in delight. Shanghai Girl was smiling to herself. She did this for a few minutes. At last, the harlot began sliding the boxers off molasses slow. Edward nearly choked her with his tongue going down into her throat in pleasure. Shanghai Girl just pulled him closer. She spread her gracefully legs under him. He let his hands stray to her black obi and yanked it loose. The kimono instantly fell open. Ed got a little peek and wanted more. He grabbed a hold of Shanghai Girl’s kimono and slid it off. She of course didn’t have anything on underneath. Ed pushed himself up in order to get a good look at his prize. He found himself smiling at the goods. “Does Panda bear like what he sees?” the hooker asked. Edward could barely speak. All he could do was nod. Shanghai Girl smiled. “Carry on, if you like.” Ed grinned and slid himself into her.

And so began the ride of ecstasy. Ed started off slow. Shanghai Girl moaned out loud pleasure. She held onto Ed tightly. “HARDER!!!! HARDER!!!!” she screamed out. The young alchemist complied and sped up. Shanghai Girl’s heavy set bounce with each thrust. Edward couldn’t resist and forcefully took one into his mouth. The hooker moaned at his sucking. The young alchemist found himself going even faster down below. Shanghai Girl arched her hips up to his thrusts. Ed just grabbed her hips even tighter. He was sinking deeper and deeper into long lasting desire. He needed more. He wanted more. This was what craved ever since he was in the hospital. At long last, he came wildly. “AHHH!!!!” he yelled out. Shanghai Girl lie back panting. Ed pulled out of her and collapsed next to her. Both lied there on the bed in complete silence panting. “That was great!” he said at last after he caught his breath. “Mmm.” the hooker mumbled as she was drifting off to sleep. And soon, Ed did the same thing. For once, Matt and Ralph did the right thing in kidnapping him here.