Offspring

Profile:

Name: Ralph James Jones

AKA: Da Man and Leech

Age: 21

Marital Status: Single with multiple women

Hobbies: Skirt chasing, bedding girls, flirting, fights, teasing my brother, drinking, partying, and clubbing

Favourite Colour: Hunter green

Ideal Holiday Destination: Sweden

Person You Most Admire: Melanine

Earliest Memory: My first crush in first grade.

Greatest Achievement: Being faithful to Melanine.

Favourite Song: "Steady as She Goes" by Raconteurs

Favourite Book: Hentai

Favourite Film: Hentai

Intro

Mission From God

Welcome

52 Grrls

I Got A Right

80 Times

Jennifer Lost The War

Can't Repeat

Out On Patrol

I Wanna Be Sedated

A Lot Like Me

Bloodstains

Beheaded

Baghdad

Sin City

A Thousand Days

Hand Grenades

Blackball

Hey Joe

Kill The President

One Hundred Punks

Kick Him When He's Down

Next To You

Kristy, Are You Doing Okay?

Dirty Magic

Defy You

Take It Like A Man

Smash It Up

Burn It Up

Totalimmortal

Nothing From Something

Huck It

Time To Relax

Autonomy

Bad Habit

I'll Be Waiting

Something To Believe In

Demons

Come Out And Play

Stuff Is Messed Up

L.A.P.D.

Killboy Powerhead

Tehran

What Happened To You

We Are One

It'll Be A Long Time

Get It Right

The Meaning Of Life

Elders

Me And My Old Lady

Hypodermic

Hammerhead

Cool To Hate

Session

I Choose

Nitro (Youth Energy)

All I Want

Forever And A Day

Nothingtown

Don't Pick It Up

Gotta Get Away

Change The World

No Hero

Way Down The Line

Self Esteem

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

Not The One

The Kids Aren't Alright

You're Gonna Go Far, Kid

Genocide

Staring At The Sun

Disclaimer

Walla Walla

Leave It Behind

Fix You

Why Don't You Get A Job?

So Alone

Pay The Man

Mota

Come Out Swinging

The End Of The Line

Gone Away

Intermission

Dammit, I Changed Again

Trust In You

Smash

Special Delivery

Denial, Revisited

Have You Ever

Living In Chaos

No Brakes

The Noose

She's Got Issues

Race Against Myself

Amazed

Worst Hangover Ever

Original Prankster

(Can't Get My) Head Around You

Half-Truism

Americana

Never Gonna Find Me

D.U.I.

When You're In Prison

Want You Bad

Spare Me The Details

Million Miles Away

Conspiracy Of One

Lightning Rod

One Fine Day

Hit That

All Along

Let's Hear It For Rock Bottom

Vultures

Da Hui

Neocon

Feelings

Rise And Fall

Crossroads

Takes Me Nowhere

Long Way Home

O.C. Life