Meat Injection:

Simone’s Notes:

Meat injection, screwing, lovemaking, sleeping together, banging, f*****g, doing it. They all mean the same thing. They all are slang for sex. It is strange that one simple action has so many words to name it. How is it even possible? Well to answer that, we must look at the history of words. Most of the slang listed in the first sentence came from the sixties.

Maes Hughes made it inside the Clover Inn. He looked around for a moment. So far, no one was in sight. The check-inn girl looked half-asleep at the desk. The lieutenant colonel wondered if he picked the wrong time to come and talk to Edward. “Yoo-hoo!” Hughes heard someone call out. He jerked his head to den part of the lobby. Angelica sat in the royal red and black armchair near the fireplace. Her blonde and brown was neatly brushed back. Today, she had on a black low-cut top that showed heavy-duty cleavage and a white silk mini-skirt with black kitten heels. Her make-up was perfectly done. She had her legs crossed in the way a hooker would. Angelica waved at Hughes in a flirty way. The lieutenant colonel was slightly confused.

“Uh…” he began. “Is Edward here?” Angelica smiled at her prey in a seductive way. “He’s out at the moment,” she replied. “When will he be back?” Hughes asked. “Dunno,” the hunter replied. “But you can wait around if you like…” Suddenly, the lieutenant colonel had the sense that her suggestion wasn’t a good idea. “Maybe, I’ll come back later…” he began. “Oh no!” Angie said aloud. “What would be the point? It would be annoying to walk all the back to Central Headquarters. So stay and wait.” Against his better judgment, Hughes walked over to the chair near the window and sat down. Angelica watched him with a devilish smile on her face. “Excellent!” she thought. “Phase one is complete!” That would follow in a few minutes…

Matt and Ralph were in a café down the street eating lunch. They had kidnapped Edward with them for the whole morning. They turned to their guinea pig. “So,” Ralph spoke up. “How was the film?” Ed couldn’t help but grin at the beginning-pimps. “Do you have anymore?” he asked like someone who had cocaine and really liked it. Matt smiled back at him. “Gladly,” he replied. “But first, you need to fill out a form.” The young alchemist raised an eyebrow at that statement. “A form?” he asked. “Yes!” Ralph said in his usual selling-tone. “For a free trial, you can have three months of free erotica. All you have to do is come to us and ask for it.” Edward thought about this deal for a moment. He knew this was Ralph and Matt he was talking to. Matt had a knack for getting into trouble with authority and Ralph… well was like Sick Boy in Trainspotting. Come on, Edward! You want a way to silence that lustful dog within you and not cheat on Winry. Well, this is the only way to do that. Just fill out the form and you can have as much porn as you like! It’s just that simple.

“Okay,” the young alchemist said at last. Matt smiled at him. “You’ve made the right decision.” Ralph reached into his black and gold backpack and pulled out a small stack of paper s and black pen. The becoming pimp took the pen and pointed to the long blank line at the bottom. “Sign here, there.” he said. Then Ralph handed Edward the pen. The young alchemist slowly took the pen and uncapped it. He hesitated at first, but then the alchemist signed his name on the paper. Ralph took the form back up and smiled. “Congrats,” he replied. “You have entered in Red Light China’s free trial program.” Ralph and Matt kept smiling at him and panting their new client on the shoulders. Edward managed an uncomfortable smile. “What have I gotten myself into?” he thought with a new sense of regret. Edward only hoped that he would be able to sleep well after this.

Angelica looked over at Hughes. He looked a look bored but yet patient. She began thinking about the dirty things she wanted to do to him. The woman just couldn’t wait any longer. “Now to act on part two!” she thought. Angelica rose to her feet and walked over to Hughes. The guy became nervous right away. The young woman sat right down on his lap. Maes tried his best not to have a panic attack. “Uh…” he spoke up. “What are you doing?” Angelica just smiled at him like a hooker. “I’m Angelica,” she replied. “But you can call me Angie.” “Uh… that’s nice, Angie…” Hughes said uncomfortable. She just shifted a little bit so he could get an eyeful of her heavy bosom. The lieutenant colonel tried to look away. Angelica couldn’t help but notice. “Aw, what’s wrong?” she asked in a flirty innocent voice. “Uh… I have a wife and cute little girl at home.” Hughes managed force out. Angelica kept smiling at her prey. “So?” she asked. “One of my other housemates is married with two children and she is still sleeping around with many men. Her husband knows and he still stays with her! So, I don’t know why you can’t have a couple flings here and there.” That only made Maes even more uncomfortable. He wanted to push her off and run away as fast as he could. But the guy was too much of a gentleman to do that… Man, this was now really going to be a long wait!

At St. Mary’s Touch, Jacilyn’s pals all sat around watching Havoc outside smoking. They were all curious about him. “How did he get her attention?” Suri asked. “Beats me.” Daphine replied. “Hm,” Jessie replied. “You think there is more like him?” Izzie asked. The other nurses turned to her with big eyes. “You can’t be suggesting…” Derdra breathed out. Her friend just nodded. “Well think,” Izzie pointed out. “We can bash the military in public but yet, we can try to seduce them behind closed doors.” The other nurses thought about her logic for a moment. “She does have a point…” Jessie agreed. “Hold up!” Mia cut in. The others looked at her. “What about our unspoken policy?” Mia asked. A long pause came over them as they considered the question. “We… live a double life like that just like everything else.” Suri answered. Jessie smiled at that suggestion. “I like it.” she said. The others agreed on that one as well. They all turned to Mia for her verdict. She shrugged in annoyance and said, “Fine, I’ll do it too! But I’m telling you, it’s going to backfire on us big time!”

Izzie smiled at the revelation. “It’s settled then,” she said. “We will bash the state alchemists in front of the other nurses but when we are alone with them, flirt like crazy!” The other nurses nodded in unison. Mia just rolled her eyes. “Whatever!” she thought. (Needless to say, her attitude changed about that later! *Wink*) Outside, Jaks and Havoc were making out yet again under a tree.

Angelica was still sitting on Hughes lap. The lieutenant colonel wanted to say something to her. But he couldn’t right the nice way to phrase them to this evil little hunter. “You’re pretty cute,” she said aloud. “I envy your wife.” “That’s nice, Angie….” Maes said uncomfortably. “Please get off my lap!” he thought over and over in his head. But, Angelica continued to sit there. The time became longer and longer as well as more painful. At long last, the door opened. Hughes and Angelica looked up and saw Edward in the doorway. Relief came over the lieutenant colonel. And with that, Angelica rose to her feet and began walking away. But then, she paused and turned to him with a naughty little smile on her face. “See you later, hottie!” the hunter called out. Then, she blew a kiss at him and left. That was the last bit uncomfortable for him for the day! And believe me; Hughes was more than glad to see Edward again!