Lying in Filth:

Simone’s Notes:

Porn is like water; too much and it could kill someone. It destroys anything it touches. The problem is that people get too wrapped up in it. Porn will cause relationship to fall apart, jobs to be lost, and lives driven to complete ruin. One should be careful about how they deal with porn. The cure is sometimes worse than the disease. It all depends on how the battle is fought.

Edward lied awake in his bed. He was in another horny mood. Winry was asleep again. “Why does she have to be asleep or not around when I need her?” he thought unhappily. The young alchemist tried to go to sleep but it refused to come to him. The craving was fast and holding the poor boy hostage until it was met. The dog wasn’t going to take no for an answer. Feed me! I want sex! [But you ate hours ago! What more do you want?] But that’s not enough! Eight porn films just aren’t satisfying anymore! I want more! The night you were with Nancy was the best! You should get more of that! Edward looked down at Winry. She looked so peaceful slowly there beside of him. The girl seemed almost as perfect as an angel. Ed wanted to bang her while Winry was asleep now. The young alchemist slowly reached his hand out to his girlfriend. But then he froze. “I’m doing it again!” Edward thought. What are you stopping for? Just nail her right there and I’ll leave you alone for the whole night! [You always say that!] But it’s true. [Yeah, for a minute!]

Edward hadn’t noticed it until just now. The dog had gotten bigger since his one-night stand with Nancy. It was originally the size of a cute little puppy. Now, it the size of a German shepherd. But despite its long sharp fangs and size, it still looked kind of cute. Was it growing because of his sexual vices? Please feed me! I’m dying here! Edward sat up in defeat. This dog just wouldn’t quit! It keeps barking, growling, and talking to him all night. He wished there could be some magical way to shut it up for a long time! The young alchemist knew he had to stop feeding it before he fell into a full-blown addiction. But how could he get the dog to shut up and leave him alone? This was the same battle every night.

“Try as you might Fullmetal,” Ai-Oni said as she watched him. “But you’ll have to feed your cravings in the end!” Envy sat back and enjoyed the show. He was beginning to enjoy the concept of sex slowly eating away at one’s soul. Watching the dog grow stronger and stronger was the best part. Now, if only the she-devil could make the poison even stronger. Then another idea came to him. “Hey, Ai-Oni!” the homunculus called out. She turned to him smiling. “Yes?” the devil woman asked gracefully and ladylike. Envy leaned in close to her ear and whispered the suggestion. Ai-Oni grinned devilishly. “I’m one step ahead of you!” Right then, she dipped her finger in her peach wine and slowly ran it around and around in it.

Edward lied back down and tried to sleep again. But it still wouldn’t come to him. The dog was still growling at him. It was getting angry. Look now! I’m really hungry! Feed me now or it will be your sanity! Edward shut his eyes tightly and tried his best to ignore the little beast. The child within him was scared to death of the dog. The little beast’s patience’s was running short pretty fast. You got ten seconds to feed me or else I will play on your darkest weakness! Ten! Nine! Eight! Ed sat in bed nervously. What could he do? This little beast became more dominant and scarier than it had ever been. Where did all of its power come from? Seven! Six! Ed had to act fast or he would go nuts. He looked at his options. It was either screw Winry while she was asleep or engage in more porn. Well whichever one he picked, the young alchemist knew he had to pick quickly. Or else he would be subjected to more torment from this little beast.

Five! Four! Three! At long last, Edward couldn’t take it anymore. He had no choice but to give into the demanding dog. So he rose out of bed and quietly walked over to the hard oak desk. Ed’s hand began trembling as he slowly pulled open the drawer. The vid disc were waiting for him. “Pick me!” they all seemed to scream out to him. That was another problem. Edward had seem them all already. Seeing any of the films again would make him sick to his stomach. But he had to choose or go crazy. “Please let there by one I haven’t seen in a long time!” the young alchemist thought in desperation. Ed began searching frantically. At last he picked a yuri film and hurried into the living room part of the suite.

The same pattern followed after that. Edward watched as the cat girl came onto the screen telling him that the film was coming shortly. Ed had himself in the same state of arousal. The whole thing came out as predictable to him and the dog. In the end of self-love, Edward lied there ashamed and hungry for more. The dog sat there. That was boring. You know what you need? [What?] The dog grinned its razor sharp teeth at him. Pictures! [Say what?] Just go to Matt and Ralph and request a few hentai mags and you’ll feel better about it! Trust me! I’ll sleep like a little puppy! [No! I am not going back to those clowns for anything!] Sadly, that is always easier said than done…