Kissable:

Simone’s Notes:

A female engaged in an extramarital relationship with a married person is frequently considered a "mistress". Some terms of endearment directed to females, a romantic relationship is not required, are "darling", "sweetheart", "lover", "babe" etc. Users of Internet slang and SMS slang often shorten girlfriend to the acronym gf. Additionally, gender-indiscriminate terms also apply, e.g. lover, heartthrob, paramour, squeeze, sweetheart, true love and some more specific terms such as wooer, and gender-neutral ones like date, escort, steady or suitor; furthermore, non-gender specific euphemisms such as admirer, companion. A similar, but not equivalent, concept is the more ambiguous "lady friend" – a companion of the female gender who is possibly less than a girlfriend but potentially more than a friend. That is to say, the relationship is not necessarily platonic, nor on the other hand, is it necessarily an exclusive, serious, committed or long-term relationship. Yet, the term also avoids the overt sexual implications that come with referring a woman as someone's "mistress" or "lover." In that sense, it can often be a euphemism. Yet, this is not always the case; it is also sometimes employed when someone simply does not know the exact status of a woman that a man has been associating with. For instance, tabloid headlines often note that a celebrity has been seen with a new "lady friend."

This latest adventure started with some racy photos. Andrew was working at his desk when he received a new e-mail. It was from his girlfriend and baby mama, Kim. She only e-mailed him for emergencies or to remind him of something. It didn’t feel like either one. “Hm?” he thought. “What could she possibly want this morning?” The lt. clicked on the link. The e-mail opened up in seconds. Wess’ eyes grew big in shock at what he saw. Kim had sent a raunchy photo of herself. She was in a black and red bikini sitting on the couch. Her legs were spread out in a perverted way. Make-up was heavy on her face like a whore’s. His baby mama was blowing kisses at him. Andrew was just shocked. “Is this some sick joke?” he thought in confusion. This was the ninth picture this week. He didn’t know what was going on, but Kim just one day started sending him these photos of herself. Each day, they just got more and more skanky to him. Andrew just couldn’t understand what Kim was up to and why she kept sending him these pictures.

Right then, the lt. had the feeling that he wasn’t alone. Andrew slowly turned around to find a crowd standing closely over his shoulder. They were all staring and drooling over the latest pic. Wess was growing annoyed pretty fast. This was another part of the problem.

“WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU STARING?!?” he shouted. “THIS IS MY WOMAN!!! F**K OFF!!! F**K OFF!!! F**K OFF!!! JUST F**K OFF!!!” The men all scattered away really quickly. Andrew sat down at his desk annoyed. He sighed out loud. This could not keep going. He had to talk to her sometime. That time was going to be today. Andrew got another feeling that someone was standing over him again. He became annoyed again. The lt. slammed his hands down against the desk.

“LOOK!!!” he yelled. “I TOLD YOU THE SHOW IS OVER. SO FU….” But when he turned around, the man’s words were gone! Roy Mustang was standing over him with a serious face. To make matters worse, Kim’s latest picture was still on his computer. Andrew was in a deep panic now.

“Uh…” he said. “Hi, sir…” Mustang just shook his head at him.

“Wess,” he said. “In my office, now.” Andrew swallowed hard. He nodded palely.

“Yes sir,” the lt. replied. Then, he rose to his feet and followed the major general to his office. Andrew sat down in front of his desk. Mustang sat on the other side of the desk.

“Lt. Wess,” the major general spoke up to him in a stern voice. “It has come to my attention about the inappropriate pictures of your girlfriend being sent here to work.”

“Yes sir,” Andrew said as he swallowed again.

“May ask why?” Roy asked him. The lt. shrugged at him looking really sick.

“I don’t know,” he replied. “I don’t know what has gotten into Kim, sir. She just keeps sending my these raunchy photos.” Mustang sighed and shook his head.

“Well, it’s causing a disruption to everyone here at work,” he explained. “If you don’t fix this problem, we’ll have to suspend you for lewd conduct.”

“Yes sir,” Andrew replied. “I’ll talk to her tonight.”

“Good man,” Mustang said to him. “That is all.” Both men saluted and Andrew left his office in a nervous wreck. That was it. Wess had to sort something out tonight or it would cost him his job.

The rest of the day went by sour. Andrew kept getting little snickers behind his back about his girlfriend and her photos. Some talked about wanting to do her for themselves. Andrew tried his best to grin and bear, but he didn’t know how much more he could take. Kim was just pushing the limit this week. This had to stop tonight, before this all got out of hand.

Andrew managed to get home still sane. He walked through his front door and looked around. It was all quiet and dark. Kim and the boys were nowhere in sight.

“Hello?” the lt. asked aloud.

“In here, Andy!” he heard yell back to him. It sounded like Kim and it was coming back from their bedroom. Curious, Andrew went down the hall to the direction of the voice. He looked into the room. And sure enough, Kim was reclined back on the bed smiling at him. She was dressed up in her sexy English teacher costume. His girlfriend looked up at him smiling.

“It’s time for today’s lesson,” she greeted him. “Soldier boy!” Andrew was not impressed.

“Kim,” he spoke up. “We need to talk.” His girl kept her face.

“About?” she asked him. Her baby daddy drew out the pictures from his pocket and threw them on the bed. Kim looked down at them. A wicked smile came across her face.

“Oh,” she said. “I see you got my invitations after all.”

“It’s not funny!” Andrew snapped. “I almost got suspended today because of you and your pictures!” Kim shrugged at him innocently.

“So?” she asked him.

“So, what do you have to say for yourself?!?” her boyfriend asked in stress. Kim smiled at him wickedly in response. She kissed him sweetly on the lips. Andrew’s anger instantly melted away. He kissed her back. He pushed the “teacher” back onto the bed. One thing quickly led to another. Kim stripped her boyfriend down quickly. Andrew just let her do so. He finally began to understand why she kept sending him those racy pictures. She just wanted to play with him. Okay, then. The lt. decided to let her have her way. He missed her too after all. Maybe this was what they both needed after all.

Andrew passionately did Kim close to four times in their bed. When he was finished, the lt. collapsed beside of his girlfriend panting. The baby mama sat up beside of him smiling. She leaned in close to his ear.

“I only sent you those pictures to get your attention,” Kim reasoned softly.

“I know,” Andrew whispered to her. “Don’t do it again. I like my job very much, thank you!” Kim smiled to him richly. She moved to his lips and lightly kissed them. Andrew kissed her back with delight. The couple lightly pulled away from each other. Kim looked down at him with that seductive smile of hers.

“Okay,” she whispered to him. “I’ll behave.” Her baby daddy smiled as he slowly drifted off to sleep.

“Good girl,” he murmured to her. Then, the lt. went right to sleep. Kim smirked to herself wickedly. “Yeah,” she thought. “Only until I want it again, big boy!” Then, the hot WAG lied down beside of her boyfriend and just watched him sleep. She was the one who had all of the problem in the end and she knew it well! Andrew was just her sometimes play toy who answered her when she wanted him. That was just how it was, my friends. That was just how it was!