Honey Bunny:

Simone’s Notes:

Slut is a pejorative term for a person, usually female, who is deemed sexually promiscuous. The term has traditionally been applied to women and is generally used as an insult or offensive term of disparagement. Slut has also been reclaimed as a slang term in the BDSM, polyamorous and gay and bisexual communities. It may be used by the person concerned as an expression of pride in their status, or as an expression of enviousness in the "success rate" of others. The term is not interchangeable with whore or prostitute as those terms denote a person who engages in sex for money.

Doug was in the mood again. He needed another honey bunny. But who to get this time? He had to give Frida a break at times. The captain pulled out his little black book and looked through it. So far, no name appealed to him. Then, there it was! The lovely Rebecca Knowles. She was a general in the Northern army. The woman had just transferred here with the rest of the army. Doug smiled at the fond memories that he shared with her. Oh it was great fun! “Ah, sweet Becky!” Kobe thought happily. Right then, he realized the odds were in his favor today. Becky was working today and he was working in the same building with her. The leech grinned to himself lustfully. “Becky here I come!” he thought in lust. Then the captain got up, got dressed, and headed off to his mission to seduce his longtime honey bunny.

Central Headquarters was on a slow day. There wasn’t much to do today. The main officers were buried in paperwork. The other subordinates were goofing off or doing nothing. Some didn’t even show up today. Doug just walked through easily. He was looking around for his beloved honey bunny. He had no such luck at the moment. All he kept seeing were men. “I know she’s here somewhere!” Kobe thought. “She never misses a day of work! Which office is she in now?” Then, something caught Doug’s attention. A man was leaned against a wall sighing in heavy stress. He was a corporal. His uniform was a mess and he looked as if he would cry.

Curious, Doug walked over to him slowly.

“Excuse me,” he spoke up casually. The man looked up at him desperately. Doug waited to see if he was going to say something at all. When the man didn’t speak, he spoke again. “Are you okay?” the captain asked. The man shook his head sickly.

“I’m ruined!” the corporal wailed out. Doug looked him confused.

“What do you mean?” he asked. The man trembled as he spoke.

“I screwed up on the finances!” he wailed out. “Oh god, I am so dead! I was tired last night and I have been sick for the past few days.” He put his head in his hands and shook it in defeat. “I’m so stupid!” he whimpered. “General Knowles is going to take my rank! She has had it with me screwing up all of the time.” That little bit of information caught Doug’s ear.

“Did you say General Knowles?” he asked in excitement.

“Yeah,” the other man replied. “Why?” Doug grinned at that reply. He had just figured out that he could kill two birds with one stone. The plan had sprung to life in his head.

“You know!” the captain spoke up. “It’s not right that she should fire you for one little mistake!” The man looked at him confused.

“It isn’t?” he asked.

“No!” the captain declared. “In fact, you deserve a second chance to get it right!”

“But…” the corporal began. “General Knowles isn’t big on second chances! If I ask her…” Doug held up his hand to silence him quickly. The man went quiet quickly. Kobe smiled at him wickedly.

“You let me deal with Knowles!” he replied. “Just tell me where she is and I’ll right to it.” The corporal hesitated at first.

“She went to the bathroom,” he answered. Kobe grinned at him.

“Excellent!” he replied. “You just wait for her here to return!” Then he headed down to the ladies room. The needy man looked at him confused. He nodded after him in uncertainty. Apparently, he wasn’t aware of Doug’s wild reputation.

The captain made his way to the ladies room. There was a trick to going into bathrooms for a shag if you were in a straight relationship. Which bathroom to go in, who else is coming, which stall to be in, is the stall door locked for privacy, and who is going to catch you in the act? Doug had mastered all of these questions and knew what to do. The captain looked around to see if any other women were coming to the bathroom. Once the coast was clear, Kobe quietly walked into the bathroom. He found his precious Becky washing her hands. Doug took a moment to admire her beauty. Long blonde hair to high back, smooth skin creamy pale skin, curvy outline, and a nice bum. She was sure a catch. Doug envied her husband all over.

The captain slowly approached her and lightly touched her on the shoulder. Rebecca whipped around quickly. Doug smiled at her as he took in more of her beauty. Her eyes were a deep watery brown. Sure she had some laugh lines on her face, but it didn’t rob her of her beauty. Becky’s lips were rich and plump for kissing. Her cheeks were always soft and rosy. She always had a sweet-looking face. Becky’s breasts were always model perfect in anything that she wore. The uniform and her position made her even more desirable in Doug’s eyes. Becky went silent as she looked right at him.

“Oh hi, Doug…” she replied softly. The woman could never forget Doug Kobe no way. No woman could. He was like a tattoo on the brain, very hard to get rid of. The captain was grinning at her like a cat with a cornered injured robin. Becky tried to look away from him.

“Long time, no see!” Doug replied. Becky felt sick all over.

“Yeah…” she mumbled. The captain noticed her face.

“Becky,” he said. “What’s wrong?” The woman didn’t speak at all. Doug lightly turned her face so that she was looking right at him. His eyes were so powerful to her. He had caught her into a mental trap. She had no choice but to answer him now.

“What do you want, Kobe?” she asked bravely. Doug looked at her as if she had hurt his feelings.

“Aw come on, Becky! This is Dougy you’re talking to!” he pleaded to her like a little child in trouble. “Do we have to act like proper strangers with each other?”

“What do you want?!?” Rebecca asked again. Doug shrugged innocently.

“Give that corporal out in front of your office a break,” he said boldly. “He was young and tired. I mean come on; we used to be enlisted soldiers!” Becky looked at him shocked as if he was insane.

“Never!” she shouted. Her pet looked at her slightly surprised.

“Why not?” he asked. Knowles pushed him away.

“He messed up too many times!” she snapped. “He needs to be taught a lesson!”

“But aren’t you being too harsh on him?” Kobe asked child-like.

“Someone needs to be strict on him.” she replied. “How else will he learn to do better the next time?” That question gave Doug a juicy idea. He was grinning at her wickedly. Knowles noticed his face.

“Doug?” she asked. “What are you plotting now?” Her old flame didn’t answer. He just quickly and playfully pushed her into a random bathroom stall. He looked at her full of lust. Rebecca became really nervous. She wasn’t expecting this at all.

“Doug!” she shouted out. “What the hell are you doing?!? I order you to stop!” Kobe lightly put his finger to her lips.

“Shhh, my little honey bunny!” he whispered to her. Then he slipped his hand down into her pants. Becky’s mind went blank with shock. She couldn’t move at all. Her heart was pounding quickly. She *really* wasn’t expecting this! Doug smiled at her wickedly.

“Oh look,” he said devilishly. “My hand still fits!” Then, he began to move his fingers downward again. Becky’s shock subsided into delight. She had forgotten what that was like. She had almost forgotten how good Doug was at this. Becky closed her eyes happily. Doug smiled at his warming progress. He moved his fingers further down until he came to her sweet wetting entry. The captain slipped his fingers inside and began rubbing around slowly. Rebecca was moaning and whimpering softly. She slowly began falling to her knees in pleasure. Dong just kept smiling as he did his work, gradually getting faster in the process. He leaned over to her fair creamy pale ear.

“You like this don’t you?” he whispered to her. Knowles nodded in bliss.

“Want me to keep on?” the captain asked his honey bunny in a whisper.

“YES!!!” Rebecca screamed out.

“Okay then,” Doug whispered back. Then he kept pleasuring her as much as could. Becky just threw her back and moaned out loud again. She had truly missed Doug like this!

Thirty minutes later, Doug came back to corporal smiling. The man looked at him confused.

“What are you smiling for?” he asked in pessimistic way. Kobe kept smiling at him.

“You’ll see in a minute!” he replied. That made his little buddy even more worried. “I’m ruined I just know it!” he thought in misery. Then, General Knowles walked over to the men. Something about him caught the corporal’s eye. She looked different than she did moments ago. “She’s… smiling and… rosy!” he thought in confused concern. “This can’t be good!” General Knowles made it over to the men smiling. She turned and looked at the young uptight corporal. He looked at her like a scared rabbit up against a pack of hungry wolves. “Uh-oh!” the man thought in a panic. “Here it comes!”

But instead, Rebecca smiled and said this, “I am giving tonight and tomorrow to redo your report. But that’s all!” The corporal looked at her surprised.

“So… I get to… keep my position?” he managed to ask after a moment of silence. Knowles nodded.

“Yeah,” she said. “That is all!” Then, Rebecca headed off to her lunch. The young man turned to Doug.

“What just happened?” he asked his savior. The captain didn’t answer him at all. He just watched his honey bunny walk away at first.

“Tell your charming husband I said hi!” he yelled out to Rebecca. That little sentence brought the woman back to reality quickly. She quickly became embarrassed about what she had done with Doug in the bathroom a few minutes ago. The general began to walk away as fast as she could to get away from Captain Doug Kobe before she began to regret her affair even more. Doug just stood there smiling as he kept watching her hurry away as fast as her legs could carry her. He had fed his itch for the day!