Foxy Lady:

Simone’s Notes:

A vixen is an attractive woman. She is like a siren. The word vixen originally just meant a female fox. Foxes have been seen as sexy creatures. In anime, the fox is portrayed as a sexual animal that no one can resist. So in a sense, fox are like women.

Ever since they had opened Red Light China, Matt and Ralph were kings of Amestris. Women greeted them like rock stars. Men respected them like Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Matt and Ralph were loving the fame. They got into clubs and bars for free. Girls were constantly asking them out. They helped themselves to parties, women, and money. Matt and Ralph were heroes in Central. But now, it was time to branch out! They had to take their business out onto the bigger masses. So, the boys bought a train ticket to head out south to span outwards. They decided to try out the best bars to advertise. Matt and Ralph went to a bar called Blonde Cherry’s. Everyone greeted them like kings. The women all circled the boys. “Hello ladies!” Ralph called out to them. He didn’t waste time kissing each girl that circled him Matt couldn’t help but smile. “It’s just like at class!” he thought. “Please ladies!” Ralph called at last. “Let the big men come through!” The girls all complied and cleared a path for the pimps. Matt and Ralph finally made it to the bar. The bar tender smiled at them like they were his favorite customers. “What’ll it be boys?” he asked them. “The house special!” Ralph called. “Cherry vodka!” Matt replied. The bar tender smiled at them. “Coming right up!” the tender yelled. Then, he headed straight for the back. Matt and Ralph waited quietly.

While they waited, Ralph looked around the whole bar. Something instantly caught his eyes. A woman was sitting on the opposite end of the bar. She was the definition of Jimi Hendriex’s song, “Foxy Lady.” Her hair was long wavy and dark black. The woman was smoking a fresh cigarette. Her lips were thick and perfect. Her eyes were a pretty almond-shaped. She had on a low-cut tight black dress. She was a heavy set woman with the perfect Playboy model rack on her. Her nails were red and black. The woman seemed to be out in space. Ralph couldn’t help but smile at her. He liked what he saw. “Hey Matt!” he whispered quickly as he nudged his fellow pimp. “Look!” Matt turned and saw the foxy vixen. The rock god himself liked what he saw. “Damn, she’s hot!” he whispered to Ralph. They looked at each wickedly. Then, they moved out to their lovely prey. The woman noticed them coming but pretended not to. She was out looking for some fun. “Maybe these boys can prove to me that they are men tonight!” the fox thought. Matt and Ralph sat on either side of her. The woman tried not smile to herself. “Well, hello!” she replied. “Care for a drink, gorgeous?” Ralph asked. The fox began to smile. “Sure!” she replied. Ralph flagged over the bar tender. “Hey, bring our drinks here and give this lady a whiskey!” he called. “I’m on it!” the tender called aloud. Then, he went to work on the drinks.

The night was the trio was a fiery one. Matt, Ralph, and the fox spend the night drinking and flirting. They were having a merry time! The boys managed to squeeze in some business with the pleasure. Sure, they were perverts, but they paid the bar tender very handsomely for the drinks. (“It’s what we men of business do with bars and clubs!” Matt told the fox impressively.) “Say boys,” the fox called aloud. “I know a place where we can go for some ‘real’ entertainment. Care to join me?” “Hell yeah!” Ralph called out. “Sure!” Matt replied. The fox smiled at them like a horny teacher. “Well boys,” she said. “I don’t feel like going home tonight! Let’s go!” “Right!” the pimps called together. Then, the trio left the bar together.

They came to a remote motel just miles from Blonde’s Cherry. The fox lead them up to her private room. She turned to them grinning. “Brace yourselves!” she called. “You won’t get any sleep tonight!” Matt and Ralph were excited. Then, the fox unlocked and opened the door. Her night boys were completely blown away. The room looked like a tea house room. Red and gold were everywhere. The king-size bed was covered in Egyptian silk. Spice and roses were everywhere. The heavy curtains were blood red. Only gold lit candles were the main light source. Gold was all over the walls. The ceiling was painted with a rich black and gold. Sexy pictures added to the sensual atmosphere. Soft koto was playing in the background. Bottles of cold champagne were waiting to be opened and drunken. The pimps couldn’t help but stare. The fox smiled at them sweetly. “Well,” she said. “Here it is! Take it if you like!” Then, the fox sat down on the bed and smiled at them seductively. Matt and Ralph were staring at her like hungry wolves. They were about to close in on the fresh meat when the fox held out her hand to stop them. “Wait boys!” she called. “Let’s have a little something to enlighten the mood a bit. Hang on.” Then, the fox turned to the black and gold nightstand and opened the drawer. She drew out a mirror with rolled paper and lines of coke on it. The pimps were really excited. “Go ahead boys,” the fox said with a naughty grin on her face. “Indulge!” The boys were more than happy to do so.

The trio spent the night drinking, snorting, and screwing. The pimps took turns in shifts with the fox. One man would shag her while the other would help himself to the free coke and booze in the room. Their fox herself handed herself with the free “delights” as they called them when she was being banged like a battle drum. They all went through seven bottles of champagne and a whole big bag of coke. In the end, the trio all rested under the sheets in the king-size bed. The boys were worn out afterwards. The fox herself looked as she wanted around round of sex and the “delights.” “Man!” Matt called out drunk and high. “I hadn’t had this much fun since I first slept with my current girlfriend!” “Damn right!” Ralph called in response. The fox was too happy to respond at first. “You know,” she said at last. “You two are the real men that I had ever slept with!” “Really?” they asked. The fox nodded. “We should do it again some time!” “Hmm!” both pimps said in unison. Then, the trio fell asleep peacefully. That sure added another notch to Ralph and Matt’s reputation of wild men.