F**K Shop:

Simone’s Notes:

A sex shop is a shop that sells products such as sex toys, pornography, erotic lingerie, erotic books, and safer sex products such as condoms and dental dams. The euphemisms "Adult Video Store" and "Adult Book Store" are commonly used to refer to sex shops that sell or rent pornographic videos, books, and magazines. However, a lot of adult films are not rated when released to video or DVD. In most jurisdictions, sex shops are regulated by law, with access not permitted to minors, in most countries/states, the age depending on local law. In case of doubt, on entering a sex shop, one may have to present a valid ID. Some states/countries don't tolerate sex shops at all, e.g. many Islamic states. In some jurisdictions that permit it, they may also show pornographic movies in private booths, or have private striptease or peep shows. In Japan, the sex shops contain hentai magazines, adult videos and DVDs, plus video games rated "Z" by the CERO. Near borders of countries with different laws regarding sex shops, shops on the more liberal side tend to be popular with customers from the other side, especially if importing the purchased materials by customers to their own country, and possessing them, is legal or tolerated.

Hunter stood in lobby panting hard. He was escaping from Ginny. She was micromanaging like she usually did. Sure, Kate was seven months pregnant and in need. But did Gin have to be more overbearing than ever? She was acting more over-protective than ever! He was wondering how and why Kate was taking all of this with a smile on her sweet face. The girl was ordering the boys to see to all of Kate’s needs like a drill sergeant. Hunter cared the girls like his sisters, but he needed a break very badly! He was trying his best to hide from his female friends. Jakob and Mikey couldn’t be reached at all. (They were probably with their lovers he assumed. “Lucky bastards!) “Damn!” the boy thought. “If I hear her voice again, I’ll go insane!” Hunter took in a deep breath and sighed. “Oh well,” he thought. “Think about something else!” Then, Addi Bailey entered his mind. A smile came across the Irish boy’s face. She became the love of his life. He remembered the last time they had slept together. It was last night and great. The sex was great. They had lived together since they first came to this apartment. Aside from the quiet Alessa in their space, the couple lived like a newly weds. He had grown to fully love Addi. She was very smart. Lovely red hair, curvy breasts, realistic-looking beauty, and a caring sister. Hunter had real reasons to love this hot sergeant. The boy loved her. But, he still carried a torch for Izzie Morrison. Then, a thought hit Hunter. “I’ve gotten Addi a present yet!” he realized. Then the old question arose. “What the hell do I get Addi?” the boy asked aloud. “That’s a simple question!” a voice spoke up. The Irish boy quickly looked up. He found Doug sitting in one of the armchairs near the fireplace in the lobby. He looked to his victim... er, little friend. The boy slowly turned to him.

“Oh really?” Hunter asked. “How so?” He didn’t trust the man at all. Doug kept smiling at him. “I know a place where you can go for gifts for your woman,” he replied. “It’s perfectly legal! They don’t ask any questions. They always have everything that you need. You ask them a question, they’ve got it!” Hunter raised an eyebrow at the lt. He was told never to trust this guy at all. He was a class act lecher. Something sounded very suspicious. “Oh really?” the boy asked. “Is this true now?” “Yep!” Doug replied. “I’ll make a map for you!” Then, the lt. took out a piece of paper and a pen. He began drawing. Hunter watched closely. When the lt. was done, he handed him the map. “Here you are!” he replied. “Hope you find what you are looking for!” Hunter nodded and took the map. “Thank you.” he said uneasily. Then, the boy headed out the door. Doug smiled behind him. “I really do hope you find what you are looking for!” he thought.

When outside, Hunter looked at the map. “Let’s see!” he thought. “This says go downtown, make a right at the curb, cross the street, follow the red lights down the street, and you are there!” The Irish boy paused for a moment. “Wait a sec!” he thought hard. “If I turn right, I’d end up in the Red Light District!” Hunter fell like falling over onto the ground. “I should’ve known!” the boy thought. “Lt. Kobe is such a leech!” But then, a thought came back into the boy’s mind. “Anything for Addi!” he thought. “Even if it is something appealing and perverted!” So, Hunter continued on with his quest to find the “perfect” gift.

Hunter finally made it straight to the destination. He had followed the red lights. The boy came to the store and looked up. His face fell into complete shock. “THE F**K SHOP?!?” he yelled out. He was looking right at a sex shop! “WHAT KIND OF A STORE IS THIS FOR A GIFT?!?” the Irish boy yelled out. “I SHOULDN’T HAVE TRUSTED THAT GUY?!?” Hunter looked around when he heard giggling. He looked and saw two hookers staring at him like a juicy piece of roasted veal. “*Sweat drop* Uh…” the Irish boy spoke up. “Hi…” The two hookers blew kisses at him. “Hey there, big boy!” one of them called out to him. “Wanna play?” the other one asked. Nervous, Hunter quickly rushed into the store.

Inside was a slut’s paradise. Whips, chains, ropes, triple X films, naughty video games, erotic clothes, underwear, and costumes, dirty mags, sexy pictures all over the walls, a love swing hung from the ceiling, handcuffs, condoms, and other sex toys. Loud music was blaring over the speakers in the top corner walls. Hunter was beginning to worry about coming here. This place was making him completely nervous. He wanted to turn back and run for cover. But it seemed to be too late now. He had to stay and get Addi a gift. “Welcome stranger!” a voice called up from ahead. The Irish boy quickly looked up to see the clerk at the counter. She fit perfectly with the atmosphere of the store. The woman had on a heavy low-cut black and red top that showed heavy-duty cleavage and played peek-a-boo with her heavy tits. She was a slender woman. Her make-up was heavy like a prostitute’s. The woman’s blackish red hair was pulled back into a bun with black and silver chopsticks. “Can I help you?” she asked in a husky sexual tone. Hunter could barely speak at first. He was too busy staring at her breasts. The woman smiled sweetly at her customer. “You like them?” she asked tenderly. “They’re real!!!” Hunter shook his head hard. “I’m here for a gift for my girlfriend!” he replied quickly. “I don’t know what exactly to get her. So, I was told to come here and was given a map to here!” The woman’s violet eyes lit up highly. “Oh really?” she asked. “You’ve come to the right place!” Then, the clerk came from around the desk and walked up to him. The boy quickly became nervous. He wanted to tell her off, but he needed her. So, the boy had to be nice to her and be polite. The clerk grabbed him by the hand and dragged him deep into the store. The boy tried his best not to scream in terror.

Hours later, Hunter left the store with the gift bag panting hard. His cheeks were as red as cherry tomatoes. He had seen things that would burn a virgin’s eyes in their skull. The boy wanted to rip his own eyes out and throw them out in the trash can. “It’s *actually* legal to sell things like that in a store?!?” the Irish boy thought in a panic. “God help us all!” Some things should never see the light of day! The things in the F**k Shop were at the very top of that list. It was like walking on your parents having sex. No one should ever have to see that! Hunter thought that he would need therapy for the rest of his life! “I need to get out of here!” he thought in a panic. “I don’t even want to see anything like that ever again in my life!” Then, the boy ran out of the Red Light District as fast as he could. He tried to avoid anybody else in the whole community!

By evening, Hunter made it back to the apartment complex. He found Doug sitting in the lobby smiling. “Welcome back!” he called. “Did you have a fun trip? What did you get Addi?” Hunter’s face was still bright red from his shopping trip! “You bastard!” he yelled out. “How could you suggest such a place to a guy?!?” The lt. smiled at him innocently as he shrugged. “Hey,” he replied. “You asked where to go and I told you where. Simple as that.” Silence came between them. “So, what did you get her?” Kobe asked harmlessly. Hunter looked around quickly at first. Then, he leaned in and whispered the answer. Doug smiled at that one. “Ooo!” he said. “That’s perfect for her!” Hunter looked at him with questions in his eyes. “Are you sure?” he asked. The lt. nodded with a grin. “Trust me,” Doug replied. “You’ll think me later!” “Okay…” Hunter said uneasily. He still didn’t trust him. Then, the Irish boy headed back to his apartment. Doug kept grinning as he watched the boy leave. “Oh trust me, kid!” he thought. “You sure will!” Then, he headed back to own apartment.