Dirty Gifts:

Simone’s Notes:

What does one give to the one person they love for a gift? Flowers are a basic gift. So are chocolate and jewelry. Some go the extra mile and get them sexy underwear or seduce them into bed with them. All of them are great. What makes all of these gifts better is the loved one’s positive reaction to them.

The Story so Far:

Edward became Ai-Oni’s latest victim in sexual over-indulgence when she stabbed in the chest and healed him with a mix of her and his blood. The dog in his soul was born and began taking over his dark and dirty desires. Now, he was feeding his growing addiction with porn behind Winry’s back. Ed has even formed a sexual friendship with child Nurse Derdra Chopin. Meanwhile, Jean Havoc became lucky in love for once in his life with Nurse Jacilyn Ray. It started out just sexual and then it evolved into a real relationship. Jaks herself didn’t go for him at first until she heard about his luck with women and decided to turn it around for him. The north and east troops merged in Central, leaving Mustang to be the victim of Colonel French’s merciless taunts. But that’s not all he has to deal with. A loud-mouthed hooker named Tawny is trying to do business on the base with military. He warned and threatened her not to come back anymore, but she blackmailed and said that she would take some “dirty laundry” about the military in brothels to the press. So, Mustang had to let her go free. Elsewhere, Simone, a young college girl from London with OCD, came to Amestris to study under Dr. Howard about sexology. The other nurses picked out the men they wanted to sleep with. Anjia and Rog got engaged to save Rog’s garden and house from his father. They had a small problem however-- Renjito, Rog’s father, kept hitting on the young bride-to-be. Anjia fixed the problem by seducing the leech into a hotel room and forcing him to sign away the “right” to her in the bedroom. Jessie and Don were reunited and now Don wants his former mistress back. Daniel had a couple of woman troubles of his own. Madeline, a young nymphomaniac, kept trying to sleep with him. He finally had to tell her to back up and take things slow with him. Havoc discovered Nathan’s dirty little secret-- his relationship with General Beardsley’s seventeen-year-old daughter, Alli Beardsley. Jakob Riis has a new bishie status to his name, much to his dismay, until he falls for the beautiful Riza Hawkeye. His older brother, Isaac, made an offer to him and his friends, Mikey, Hunter, and Ginny. If they lost their virginities before graduation, they were each 100 cenz. Mikey Sherwood was the first one to get his money with Stef and he found out that he was gay with the help of Maria Ross. Nately’s crush, Kathleen, found out how he felt hen a drunken Madeline blabbed the truth to her. What will happen next between them? Ralph and Matt started an Adult Entertainment Business. Ralph also accidentally drugged Elisha. Now, Hughes is angry at him. Envy has joined Ai-Oni and her brother, Nyious, in watching and manipulating the lusty game below. Steven had found love in Yasmine. But what secrets does she hold?

*Stops and pauses for a breath*

And now, here’s the story…

Two weeks and a half had gone by. Jacilyn and Havoc were still together and much closer. The lieutenant walked into the office in the morning. He still had the sweet smell of Jacilyn’s perfume on his skin and clothes. He even told her that he loved her and replied with a kiss on the lips. Plus, knowing that she smoked just as much as he did, made things even better for them both. Now, Jean didn’t have to put out his cigarettes so much. They both could just smoke together peacefully. The man was in complete Heaven. He couldn’t wait for more booty tonight! Jean was over the moon just thinking about it. He made it into the office. Breda, Falman, and Fuery looked down today. Havoc wondered why. “Hey guys!” he called out to him. They all looked up at him growling bitterly at him. *Sweat drop on the lieutenant’s head* “Is… there a problem?” he asked nervously. The men didn’t answer; they just kept glaring at him. “Uh…” Havoc said. “Oh, don’t mind them!” Jim called out from the corner. “They all lost a bet to me!” The other lieutenant raised an eyebrow at him. “What bet?” he asked. Jim stepped forth closer. “We all betted on your relationship. I betted 20,000 cenz that you and your girlfriend would stay together for a long time,” he answered. “They all thought I was crazy but guess who got all of the money?” Havoc couldn’t help but to smile at himself. He wanted to say something, but the looks on his comrades’ and Mustang’s faces were satisfying enough!

“Speaking of which,” Havoc spoke up. “I have a question to ask you, Wright.” “Okay,” Jim said. “What is it?” “I’ve been with Jacilyn for two weeks and a half,” the other lieutenant went on. “And I what to get her a present.” Jim’s eyes grew up and lit up in delight. “Oh!” he called out. “You don’t know what to get her!” Havoc nodded happily to him. “Ohhhh!” Jim called. “Well, what all does she like?” Havoc thought about that for a moment. “Well,” he began. “She doesn’t want the usual things. So, flowers are out of the question. Chocolate seems too dull to get her. I don’t want to give her jewelry yet.” Jim thought hard about the situation. “You’ve got me stumped, pal!” he called out. Havoc sighed in distress. “Who knew getting a gift for someone can be so hard?” he thought. He turned to look at his comrades. They were still glaring coldly at him. The lieutenant thought that it would be best not to ask them anything like that yet, just to be on the safe side for the time being. (Lucky for him, they all would be good friends again within days!)

“Have gift troubles?” a voice spoke. Jim and Jean both looked up and saw Doug standing the doorway. Jim glared coldly at him. “How long have you been there listening?” he asked. Doug just kept smiling at him. “Long enough to get the right information,” he answered. Then, the first lieutenant walked over to Havoc. “So you don’t have any gift ideas, huh?” he asked. Jean shook his head. Doug smiled devilishly at him. “Well,” he spoke up. “I’ve got the perfect suggestion!” Jim became suspicious quickly. “No, Doug!” he cut in. “Whatever it is, don’t say it! I know how you are!” The lieutenant just ignored him and leaned in close to Havoc’s ear. “You must get her some naughty underwear!” he whispered. Havoc looked at him with shock. “WHAT?!?” he yelled out loud in shock. Doug smiled and nodded at him. “Yes, my friend,” he went on. “The naughtier, the better! Trust me on this!” Havoc thought about that for a moment. Then he said, “Alright, I’ll give it a try.” Doug smiled at him. “Great!” he called out. Then, the other lieutenant headed out smiling. Jim watched him in pity and caution. “Be very careful, lieutenant!” he thought.

Havoc went down to the Red Light District to go find his gift of choice for Jaks. This place was the best on the topic of all things sexual. He fought hard against temptation from local hookers that flirted with him in order to stay focused. “I’m not single anymore!” the lieutenant thought to himself over and over again. “You don’t want to do anything stupid to screw that up!” Havoc looked all around him to find the right shop for some naughty underwear. There were so many lingerie shops. Where could he start? At long last, he came to the ideal shop. Naughty Summer Angel was its name. The store was covered in pink and white. Sexy little gowns hung on manikins perfectly. The lettering in the crystal glass windows was elegant. Right then, Havoc knew this was where he had to get Jacilyn’s gift! He quickly hurried across the street into the store.

Inside, a perky little blonde-haired store clerk with a busty rank was waiting inside for the next customer. She sprang to life when she heard the door ring open. The clerk looked up in a flash to see who her next customer was. Her heart skipped a beat when she saw the lovely lieutenant Havoc enter inside. She hoped he wasn’t just another window shopper. She was so tired of those! The clerk quickly prepped herself up some to look a little attractive to him. Jean looked around the store for a little bit. The clerk professionally cleared her throat to call his attention. The lieutenant quickly looked up her. The perky little thing flashed a pearly white smile through her hot red lips at him. “Good morning, sir!” she called out in joy. “How may I help you today?” Her blonde and curly ponytail bounced wildly as she spoke. “Uh, yes!” Havoc called out as he walked over to her at the counter. “I need to buy some naughty underwear for my girlfriend.” The girl’s eyes twinkled in joy. “You’ve come to the right place!” she said in massive happiness. “Follow me!” Then, the clerk leapt out from behind the counter, took Jean by the hand, and dragged him through the whole store.

It took Havoc hours just to find the right pair of panties for Jaks. The clerk kept trying to push different styles onto him. He thought that he would loose his mind. “Why can’t she let me pick for myself?” he thought in distress. Finally, Jean found a pair of naughty bikini-cut panties that were black silk with white lace trimming sitting on the new items pile. “I’ll take those over there!” he called out as he pointed to the pair of choice. The clerk looked at them and picked them up. “These?” she asked in her perky tone. “Yes!” Havoc said quickly. The clerk smiled sweetly at him. “Great choice!” she replied. Then, they headed straight back to the front counter.

The busty clerk rang up the panties. “2,500 cenz.” she said. Jean made the payment and she gave him back his receipt and change. “Do you want me to gift wrap it for you?” the clerk asked in a sensual tone. “Yes, please.” Havoc answered. Then, the busty clerk pulled out a pink and white box and put it on the counter. She neatly stuffed it with dark pink tissue paper, neatly folded the panties inside of it, put the lid on the box, and wrapped it nicely with a thick black ribbon. The girl handed the package to the lieutenant. Jean took it quickly. “Have a good day sir!” she called out waving to him as he left.

Havoc walked over to St. Mary’s Touch Hospital near five o’clock. The man had been plotting this carefully. He knew Jacilyn’s work schedule too well. He had already used the lunch hour to find her the gift, so this was the best time to give it to her. Jean made it inside once he made sure that there weren’t any soldier-hating nurses in sight. (Those were the worst!) He walked over to his girlfriend’s office door and knocked on it. “Come in!” Jaks called from inside. Havoc grinned in delight as he opened the door. The head nurse looked up from her paperwork. “Jean?” she asked in shock. “What are you doing here?” The lieutenant kept grinning at her. “I brought you a present!” he announced boldly. Then he dropped the pink and white box onto her desk. The head nurse kept watching him as she picked it up and opened it. Her eyes lit up when she saw the black silk bikini-cut panties with white lace trimming. Jaks looked up at Jean. He kept grinning at her like a proud little child with his artwork. “So,” he asked. “Do you like them?” Jaks looked up at him smirking. “Why thank you, lieutenant,” she spoke up. “But…” A cloud of doubt came over Jean really fast. “Oh no!” he thought in worry. “She hates it! Now, Jaks is going to think that I’m some big pervert like all of the guys she dated in the past and dump me on the spot! Why did I listen to that idiot Doug?” Then, Jacilyn sat up on the desk in front of him with her legs slightly spread open. She kept smirking at her boyfriend. “I’m not a huge fan of underwear today!” she replied in a low voice. Then the head nurse took the lieutenant’s right hand and put it to her entry. Jean’s cigarette fell right out of his mouth as he quickly became aroused. “Oh Doug, you great bastard! I ought to thank you later!” he thought in bliss. Then, Havoc quickly undid his pants, climbed on top of his girlfriend, and began screwing her in ecstasy. Doug was right, for once!